The Cookout Page #2
Here we go.
Here we go.
Uh, please be seated.
Welcome to the National
Players Draft.
We're happy to welcome
and their families.
Mama, get in here!
This is exciting!
Shoot!
will introduce me...
to one of his
baller friends?
I need help with all
these daggone bills...
ever since Leon
violated his parole.
My kids ain't had
no father figure.
How you-all kids feel...
about calling
Vince Carter dad?
Let's begin with the first pick
of the 2004 draft.
New Jersey picks
Todd Andersen...
from Rutgers University.
Yes, baby!
Go ahead, cuz!
Number one, boy!
That's my boy! Oh, yeah!
Come on up here, Todd.
Aah!
All right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on. Come on.
Sit down.
Number one!
I told you.
That boy's gonna be
the next Michael Jordan!
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Got a few things
for you here.
Try this on for size.
Congratulations.
Aw, my man made it, man.
Man, cousin Todd
got drafted.
Drafted?
Damn this war!
Dog, he was gonna be
the next Dr. J, man.
Huh?
Cousin Todd. Why him?
You're stupid, man.
So anyway, a sister
comes in the room, right?
So I'm looking at the ass
like, ooh, I got two.
This is, like,
a manage or something...
about to jump off here.
You know Bling. I'm about
to get it popping. So-
Hey, yo, Bling!
Bling, isn't that
your boy Todd?
Didn't he take your spot
when you had whooping cough?
I didn't say
whooping cough, man.
I said I whooped his ass,
and he stole my glory.
Yo, his pockets is about to be
He's gonna be able
to buy a house.
He's gonna be able
to buy some new timbs.
He's gonna be able
to buy a Timex.
He's gonna be able to buy
an 8-track like mine.
He's gonna be able to buy
a thousand-pack Annihilators.
Yo, listen, listen.
I got an idea.
I heard that a pair
went for 3 g's on Ebay.
Alls we got to do...
is get a pair of
sneakers to Todd-
Forget that.
We're gonna take...
a bunch of sneakers
to Todd...
get him to sign them...
then we're gonna
put it on Ebay...
get phat money.
You understand what
I'm saying now?
Yeah. You think
he'll do it?
Do I think he'll do it?
He better do it...
unless he wants this
gat in his mouth.
You said...
You said gat or gut?
Come on, man.
I let my moms
hold it today, man.
Let's go.
That boy's gonna be
the next Michael Jordan.
That's right, Pop.
That's it!
If you had spent
a little more time...
working with your son
on his jump shot...
maybe he could have been
the next Michael Jordan.
Ma, come on. Relax, Ma.
I just want to be a doctor.
A doctor?
Boy, doctors
don't make no money...
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