The Competition Page #5
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2018
- 103 min
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relationships six months or longer,
and to prove my theory correct,
alls I have to do is...
tempt them.
Oh, my God, there's a list.
What do you know
about these people?
Everything I need to know.
Simon Walker, OK,
so, he's a preppy bartender.
The bartender at Toochies?
- Right, exactly.
Apparently, he's one
of Cal's best friends
and he's been engaged
for two years.
Now, Cal says, "Oh, he
wouldn't possibly cheat."
That's a very long engagement.
- Right?
- Who's that?
Edward Hockett.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're high school
sweethearts.
Now we went to
a yoga class together,
and actually,
oh, you know, I hate to do it
to her really,
but, uh, hey, if Cal's right
and my theory is totally wrong,
then, hey, I haven't done
anything, right?
Right. But you're not going
to actually arrange
for these people
to have sex, are you?
No. OK, so,
Cal and I
argued about this, right?
And he came up
with a good point.
He said, "Well, somebody
could always back out,
how are you gonna know?"
And I said, "Listen,
if the underwear have come out,
it's a done deal,"
so we decided on that.
Underwear is proof.
You're going to steal
these people's underwear?
Me? No, no, no.
I'm not gonna do that.
Corina's gonna do it.
Who's Corina?
She's a devout
follower of the blog.
She's got some very interesting
things to say about men.
We have gotten close
over the last couple of years.
She... dances.
Exotically.
- [GenShe's a stripper.
- Hey, don't be so judgey.
She's a person.
Like you or me.
Thank you.
Thank you...
Anyway, I said she could
post a victory blog
when we win.
Mm. When you win?
Mm-hmm.
Look, I'm a little bit
of an expert
in human nature, OK?
I can't lose.
OK, but what if you do?
Well, if I do,
I have to admit defeat.
I have to shut
down the blog,
which means I lose
my followers.
Then I have to postpone
the book,
because without a blog
there is no book.
That's a lot of think about.
You must really like him
if you're willing to
risk so much.
I don't know,
I'm going to win.
Also think about
it this way.
If I get the city's
writing on my blog about the
competition and what it proves?
That book, that book
is worth the mint.
Wait, Sharon Gottlieb
she works in our office.
She is happily married,
just had a baby.
Corina is definitely
not her type.
Yeah, no, I know. He threw that in
there. But, you know what? It's fine.
The pig theory applies
to men and women alike.
We all can be pigs.
That's the whole point.
I mean, you and Mom
were a huge inspiration.
Gee, thanks.
So, how are you going
to tempt Sharon?
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