The Competition Page #3
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2018
- 103 min
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and she told me
about the blog.
I... I was intrigued.
No. What about all that about
donating to Popular Science magazine.
I mean, you were
outside my office...
Just an excuse to meet you.
I didn't know you were
going to sprain your ankle,
but, um, yeah.
I mean, if you
read the blog,
then why you would
want to meet me?
You intrigued me.
You still do.
Hey, come on,
this past week
has been great, right?
So, um...
maybe you show me more.
More of the real you.
OK, you want to see more?
Come up to my office.
OK.
So, as you can see,
the blog is...
kind of a big deal.
Are these all your followers?
I've got just under
two million globally.
I was even thinking about turning
Wow, it's impressive.
It is.
And the blog's good,
too, I've read it.
But you know what
impresses me more?
The fact that you haven't
written anything since we met.
Had a full week,
not one post.
You know. Hope that maybe
the Pig Slayer has met someone?
She's ready to turn over a new
leaf and shut all this down?
Shut it down?
What would I tell
all these people?
I mean, I'm sorry,
but some of them,
I've actually
changed their lives.
For example, this one.
"I asked my heart
to please stop breaking.
I prayed to God for a cure.
Then I found the Pig Slayer."
They kind of depend on me.
I can't just shut it down.
Sure, you can.
What is that?
That there... B minus C,
what is all that?
That's my infidelity formula.
That's what the theory
is based on.
Your infidelity formula.
- Yeah.
- OK, explain.
OK, OK...
So all of these variables
10 being the highest,
and you multiply boredom
by the difference between
the excitement of someone new
and the familiarity
of comfort,
and you subtract from that
the fear of conflict,
added with
the opportunity to cheat,
and that final value,
if that's 20 or higher,
then that person
is gonna cheat.
And as a failsafe,
you break up
after six months of dating.
Statistically speaking it's not
safe to date for longer than that.
And it works?
Well, two million people
agree with me.
It's... getting kind of late.
Um, I should feed Ripley
and go to bed.
How can you be so sure?
I mean, essentially
you are breaking up
with these people
before they cheat.
Before they have
the opportunity to cheat.
Yeah, but what if they
never would have at all?
People cheat.
All they need
is the opportunity
and to know
they won't get caught.
- That's your theory?
- Yeah.
Based on a pretty kick-ass
formula, yes, that's my theory.
And you won't be
convinced otherwise?
That's just how it is
- and how it's going to be, forever?
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