The Comebacks Page #4
grab an aspirin.
Got a little headache, I guess.
Oh!
Oh! Ee!
Well, I'm sorry you had to drive
All the way out here, Fields.
I could've told you
Over the phone I wasn't gonna
let my boy play football.
Have you always
drank this much,
Mr. Truman?
No. Went for 11 straight years
without a drink.
What happened?
Turned 12.
I really wish you'd
reconsider, Mr. Truman.
Your son had a great
season last year.
Hell, he might have been great,
from dropping the dang ball.
- That's not true, Dad.
- Oh, no?
Then what the hell is this?
That's the Droppie Award
for most fumbles in a season.
And what
the hell is this?
That's a picture of me
at Camp Fumblewatha.
And what are you eating
in that picture?
A Butterfingers.
This conversation is over, Coach.
My boy's not playing for anyone,
'Cause I can't stand
the guys at the mill
Asking me why my boy can't
hold on to the goddamn ball!
Dad!
I just want
to make you proud, Dad,
So you can hold
your head up high.
Please, Dad?
All right.
But if you give
those men at the mill
I swear to God...
You work at a mill?
The Sugar Mill-
It's out on Route 39.
I do Cher four nights a week,
Christina Aguilera on Saturday.
Isn't she the best kicker
you've ever seen?
Kicker? Oh, hey, look-
They're playing sports.
How you doing?
Name's Coach Fields.
- I want you to be my kicker.
- Wow!
I would like that very much.
- So you'll join the squad?
- Under one condition:
They're very traditional,
believe a woman's life
Should be spent in service
to her husband, cooking,
Cleaning, and pleasuring
with the mouth.
- Hello. Welcome to the team.
- Hi. Hi.
Oh, my God.
Hey, what's this thing?
Oh, that's for your nose.
You put it on your face.
It's a nose guard.
Well, I thought
it was a really small
One of these.
Hey.
I'm Lance. Lance Truman.
I'm your new quarterback.
Word of advice, quarterback.
You just give me the damn ball,
and you stay out of my way.
This my team.
This my turf.
And this...
This my...
My Little Pony collection.
Rainbow Dash, first edition.
Still in the box, b*tch.
Huddle up! Listen up!
Sit down.
Been doing
a little bit of research.
Turns out...
Every single one of you made
the dean's list last semester.
Yeah!
And I got to say, gang...
I will not stand
for this bullshit!
Now, if we're gonna be winners,
I'm gonna need
a commitment from you.
So we're all gonna sign
a little contract.
Why don't you
pass those out.
And F's.
I want you to cut class.
I want academic probation.
When I walk in that locker room,
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