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would make me vomit.

The semen would make me vomit.

Later, the priest would give me

breath mints.

Excuse me, mister!

That way, the semen

wouldn't feel so dirty.

- Why don't you come in?

- So strange, so salty.

- The priests thought highly of themselves.

- Please, sir.

- Please! Come in.

- He'd say, Look.

Everything you see around you...

is the work of God...

And I would tell the priest-

Enough, Father Matias.

Go outside.

Go give that guy a bad scare...

before the whole town hears

the ruckus he's making.

- I don't know him.

- Yes, you do!

Go to the window!

Look at him!

Don't you recognize him?

He recognizes you!

You take care of this!

Father Matias, listen to me!

Scare him, you hear?

And he eats the foreskin.

You're a degenerate!

Go outside!

- I don't know him.

- Go outside! Don't play dumb!

They'd take us to the bathroom

and we would suck their penises.

We'd make love again.

We'd come back from Burger King,

with a Happy Meal.

We'd come back from buying beer,

and they'd make love to us again.

You will be my child

while you eat the head of the glans...

and you move back fast...

and you eat and swallow

that vital seminal fluid...

that eventually will enter

into your body, my son.

Because you have been

with the messenger of God."

The Lord has touched me.

The Lord has touched me,

you used to tell me.

Hail Mary, full of grace,

the Lord is with thee.

Blessed an thou among women, and blessed

is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us

sinners now and at the hour of death. Amen.

Hail Mary, full of grace,

the Lord is with thee.

Blessed an thou among women, and blessed

is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us

sinners now and at the hour of death. Amen.

Hail Mary, full of-

Of course, we stayed inside

because we were very scared.

You're saying this is a-

A retreat for priests...

who can no longer work

and must leave their parishes.

He was very sad, very worried.

He didn't want to eat or drink.

Nothing. Not even tea.

He didn't want-

He didn't want to pray or sing.

We were sitting at the table

watching a reality show...

when he suddenly got upset

about something.

He went downstairs...

and came back with a gun.

We got scared and hid in the bathroom.

After a while, we heard a gunshot.

You should rest.

Here's what will happen.

We came here and collected

the necessary evidence.

We'll wait for ballistics

and give you a call, all right?

- All right. I'm sorry.

- Excuse me.

I said he suddenly got upset...

that I didn't know why he went

downstairs and got a gun...

and that we were scared

and hid in the bathroom.

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