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we are gonna call you Brandy.

Because you look like

you go down real smooth.

Brandy, okay.

Now, like you saw yesterday,

we screen everybody upfront,

but if you got any problems at all,

you holler. All right?

You know how to use a gun, baby?

No.

I'll teach you.

Tanya used to be a bounty hunter.

It's crazy.

Anyway, you got any questions?

No, I just feel like I might be sick.

First time's the hardest.

It's like the first time

you kill someone. It gels easier.

This was always easy for you,

come on.

What can I say? I love sex.

I'm getting paid to do

something I love.

That is such a blessing.

Right?

You know, the work is what it is.

You got to get into

your own headspace on that,

but at the end of the day...

Beats the hell out of waitressing.

Nine a.m. Well, it is Friday,

that's for sure.

Okay, girls.

This will help some.

I'm still getting used to it.

You don't even look old enough

to drink.

What brought you here?

I ran away from home

to try out for American Idol,

but they said I wasn't ready yet.

So I'm saving money

for a singing coach.

You can't get home?

My family's Pentecostal.

They're not real supportive

of my Hollywood ambitions.

I kind of liked being all rebellious

at first, but now,

I don't know.

The money's good,

but God's always watching,

you know?

I really did not need that thought

in my head right now.

Emma, honey, you're Room 1,

and, Sam, you're in Room 4.

There's some pretty little outfits

beck there for you, okay?

Oh, that feels really good, honey.

Mm-mm-mm.

Well, thank you.

So where you from?

Am I supposed to answer that?

No.

Sorry, I'm just kind of nervous.

It's my first time.

Not massaging, but, you know...

Really?

Yeah, me too.

Oh.

Well, now, look at us,

two peas in a pod.

So are you married?

Yeah.

That's why I'm here.

What the hell?

Well, that wasn't respectful.

This may be my first time,

but I'm pretty sure you're not

supposed to hit me.

A man is not supposed to

put down his wife.

When was the last time

you told her she was beautiful?

I don't know, but-

Men, they fall in love

with their eyes,

but women,

we fall in love with our ears.

Ah.

You remember that I said that.

Oh.

Dang it. I am so sorry.

That's my phone.

I forgot to turn it off.

Oh, it's my daughter's school,

I need to hike this.

Hey. Hey, baby, what's up?

No, you didn't.

You won the whole spelling bee?

Well, with what word?

Diphthong?

Now, that's a hard word.

Do you know how to spell diphthong?

What?

Okay, you know what,

we're gonna celebrate tonight.

Mama loves you. Bye.

Can you believe that?

This isn't quite

what I imagined.

You know, your kid calling,

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