The Christmas Toy
- TV-G
- Year:
- 1986
- 50 min
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Am I the Christmas toy?
No!
Am I the Christmas toy?
No!
Am I the Christmas toy?
No!
I'm the...
The Christmas toy.
THE CHRISTMAS TOY
# When you leave our room. #
# You may think it's magic, #
# We don't. #
# Sometimes when you leave us #
# We still feel like playing. #
# You'll be feeling tired, #
# But we won't. #
# If we can't play
with girls and boys, #
# Then it only make sense
for toys to play with toys. #
# Toys love to play, #
# Toys love to play. #
# Toys love adventure! #
# Toys can be very brave. #
# Like me! #
# Toys can be so conceited,
like he is. #
# Toys can be pretty funny, #
# Toys can wear pretty clothes. #
Don't I look excellent?
# Toys can be pretty pretty,
like she is. #
# Toys love to play, #
# Toys love to play. #
People coming!
People coming!
Everyone back into place!
Quick!
Everyone back into place!
Rugby!
Rugby, hurry up!
If you get caught
out of position,
you'll be frozen forever!
But I'm a tiger.
I'm too fast to get caught.
Wow.
Come on, Jesse!
Let's play!
Watch this.
I can't wait to see
Can you?
I just know
it's gonna be great.
I guess so, but how can any toy
be greater than Rugby?
He's the most special-est toy
in the whole world.
No, he's not.
Jesse, Jamie, time for bed!
But we want to play!
Well, stay up if you want to,
but you know Santa won't come
until you're both fast asleep!
Let's go.
Come on, Weegee.
Clear.
# Toys are for cuddling, #
# Toys are for riding on. #
# Toys have electronic circuits
to find their own way with. #
# Toys are for loving, #
# Toys are for having fun. #
# Toys are for toys
and people to play with. #
# Toys love to play, #
# Toys love to play, #
# Toys love to play. #
Hey, everybody! Everybody!
Listen up!
I've got something important
to tell ya!
This is big! Really big!
Oh, I hope
it's nothing stressful.
My seams aren't up to it.
Oh, believe me, Balthazar,
it's not.
In fact, it's something
so stupendous,
so extra-special fabulous...
Well, let me just set the stage.
You see, I was downstairs,
as you know...
in the living room,
to be precise.
And to my amazement...
Output your input.
You can be so rude sometimes,
Bleep.
Oh, Belmont! Belmont!
Just tell us what you have
to tell us!
Well, in fact, I can't think
of anything more wonderful,
more fantastic, more...
Cut the rap, sap!
All right.
It's Christmas Eve!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Aw, get off the track, Jack.
Oh, tell me what's going on.
I have to know
if I'm dressed right.
All our circuits are busy.
You'll have to dial
your call again.
Oh, I hate it in there.
Now, will somebody please
tell me what's going on?
It's Christmas Eve!
Wow.
Christmas Eve, huh?
Yeah, that's really great.
We toys really love
Christmas Eve.
Yep, we sure do.
We to... ooh!
What do you mean "we"?
Well, I'm a toy, too, you know.
But you're a cat toy.
So, you're a cat.
But I'm no ordinary cat!
I'm a tiger.
And besides,
you smell funny, too.
I don't...
I don't smell funny!
I smell... I smell like...
like catnip.
Cat toys are supposed
to smell like catnip!
Well, people toys
don't smell at all!
And they don't m-m-m-make me...
ah-choo!
Sneeze.
Eww! It's Mew!
Yeah! It's catnip!
Just catnip!
Ah, brother.
I'm as good as any people toy.
Real cats like it!
Gather 'round, everyone!
Everybody, gather 'round.
I wanted to... oh-oh-oh-oh!
I want to talk to you all
about Christmas.
I'll be ready in a minute!
Let's see.
Too casual.
Too formal.
Too sporty.
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