The Canterville Ghost Page #3
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THANKS.
VERY GOOD, SIR.
NOW, LISTEN,
FELLAS.
INSTRUCTION BOOK,
"WHEN YOU'RE GUESTS
OF THE BRITISH,
YOU'D EXPECT THEM TO AC IF THEY CAME TO AMERICA."
ABOUT FOOD.
HERE.
"IF A BRITISHER
EXHORTS YOU TO EA "OR JOIN HIM IN A SPOT OF TEA,
GO EASY.
FOR ONE WEEK,
HIS HOSPITALITY."
EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN,
LADY JESSICA?
OH, BOY!
YES. LADY JESSICA
DE CANTERVILLE,
THE OWNER:
OF THE CASTLE.
WELL, UH, TELL HER
WE'D BE HONORED.
VERY GOOD, SIR.
TO A DAME THAT'S A LADY?
KISS HER HAND?
NOW, WATCH IT.
LADY JESSICA:
DE CANTERVILLE.
GOOD EVENING,
GENTLEMEN.
HOLY SMOKE!
IT'S A MIDGET.
NO. IT'S A HALF-PINT.
I KNOW YOU'VE
COME A LONG WAY,
AND I WANT YOU:
ALL TO KNOW:
I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
AND I DO SO HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY YOUR STAY
IN MY CASTLE.
THANK YOU,
MY LADY,
THAT WE'RE VERY GRATEFUL
FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY.
YEAH, LIKEWISE.
YOU'RE OK,
YOUR MAJESTY.
THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
YOU'LL EXCUSE
THE FELLAS, I HOPE.
WAS, UH-
MARRIED BEFORE SHE WAS A LADY.
HA HA HA!
OH, DEAR, NO.
MY AUNTIE SAYS.
YOUR AUNTIE:
IS QUITE RIGHT.
WHICH OF YOU:
ARE INDIANS?
HA HA HA!
HE'S AN INDIAN.
DO YOU BELONG?
HE'S
A HOBOKEN INDIAN.
I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER READ
ABOUT THAT TRIBE.
TEA IS SERVED,
GENTLEMEN.
OF COURSE.
OF COURSE.
WILL YOU POUR,
MY LADY?
FINE.
THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN.
MORE TEA?
NO, THANK YOU.
NO, THANK YOU.
WHO DID THAT?
WHO DID IT?
THAT'S NOT TEA,
SIR.
OH, IT ISN'T?
CLEANING FLUID OUT OF THE TRUCK.
OK.
IT'S NO USE,
SIR.
NOTHING WILL:
TAKE IT OUT.
WHAT MADE THAT SPO WAS... BLOOD.
BLOOD?
BLOOD?
BLOOD.
BLOOD?
QUITE SO.
THAT'S THE BLOOD
WHO STABBED HERSELF
IN THE THROA WHEN SHE SAW... HIM.
HIM?
WHO-WHO IS HIM?
SIR SIMON.
OUR GHOST.
OH.
YOUR GHOST,
DID YOU SAY?
YES. HE'S QUITE THE MOS FAMOUS GHOST IN ENGLAND,
IN THIS CASTLE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
TAKE IT EASY.
WELL, IF YOU DON' WANT ME TO TELL YOU-
GIVE THE LADY:
A CHANCE, FELLAS.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS IN THE LITTLE
THAT'S RIGHT.
IT MAY SOUND:
SILLY TO YOU,
REALLY.
AND I'VE EVEN SEEN
THE GHOST MYSELF.
NO FOOLING?
AND THAT'S THE DOOR
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