The Cabin in the Woods Page #6

Yes, you did. You had zombies.

But this is

"Zombie Redneck Torture Family," see?

They're entirely separate species.

Like the difference between

an elephant and an elephant seal.

There's always next year.

They're like something

from a nightmare.

No. They're something

nightmares are from.

Everything in our stable

is remnant of the old world..

courtesy of you-know-who.

Monsters. Magic.

Gods.

You get used to it.

Should you?

Oh, man. I'm sorry.

- He had the conch in his hands.

- I know.

A couple more minutes,

who knows what might've happened?

I am never gonna see a merman. Ever.

Dude, be thankful.

Those things are terrifying.

And the cleanup on

them is a nightmare.

So, the Buckners.

Yeah, well, they may be zombified,

pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots..

But they're our zombified,

pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots.

With a hundred percent clearance rate.

True. So should we call Japan?

Tell them to take the

rest of the weekend off?

Yeah, right. They're Japanese.

What are they gonna do? Relax?

I'd just like to see them

fall on their asses, for once.

Oh, God, don't even joke.

Every other branch has air-balled.

We need the Japanese crew to get it

done. There's too much riding on this.

F***, yeah, baby.

This is so classy.

Come on, like you wouldn't

want a piece of that.

Can we not talk about people

in pieces any more tonight?

Are you feeling lonely, Marty?

Marty and I were sweeties

in our freshman hall.

We made out once.

I never did buy that ring.

But we're still..

close.

I have a theory about all this.

That's our cue to bail.

Tommy Chong here has a theory.

Come on, baby.

Don't worry,

you can tell it to Egghead, here..

if he's not too busy

devirginizing Dana.

Jules, do you wanna go lie down?

That's exactly the point.

Come on. Mush. Mush.

Don't push me around.

Not around, baby. Straight line.

You seriously believe

nothing weird is going on?

Conspiracy?

The way everybody's acting.

Why is Jules suddenly a celebu-tard?

And since when does Curt

pull this alpha-male bullshit?

I mean, he's a sociology major.

He's on full academic scholarship..

and now he's calling

his friend an egghead?

Curt's just drunk.

I've seen Curt drunk.

Jules, too.

Well, then, maybe it's something else.

You're not seeing

what you don't wanna see.

Puppeteers.

Puppeteers?

Pop-Tarts?

Did you say you have Pop-Tarts?

Marty, I love you,

but you're really high.

We are not who we are.

I'm gonna go read

a book with pictures.

Thank you.

- "The pain outlives the flesh.

"The flesh returns.. "

or "has a meeting place."

What is that?

The Latin that you

read in the basement.

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