The Brothers Solomon

Okay. How do we start?

- A picture would be good.

- Right.

But we should use one

where we're smiling.

Nice.

"Two male brothers... "

Male? That's implied through

the word "brothers. "

I know, I just think that we should be

ultra-clear on this.

About ourselves.

What's there to tell?

Describe ourselves.

- What's the word?

- Duper?

That's it.

Okay, what's the most

we could hope for?

Oh, I got this one.

- Awesome.

- This is gonna be great.

- Can I write a check?

- You're already taken care of.

"Taken care of"? By who?

I watched you at work in here.

I must say I am more than impressed.

John.

Thank you very much,

but I really can't accept this.

Can't accept what?

Your own groceries?

These are yours. I don't own them.

All I own is the opportunity...

...to come in contact with such

a well-rounded and fun person.

- Should we go to your car?

- No. Thank you.

I don't mean to be rude,

but I bought your groceries.

If you don't leave me alone...

...I'll call security

and they'll kick you out.

You're fighting an uphill battle.

I'm a taxpayer, therefore I can

stand wherever I want.

Taxpayers can stand

where they want.

- Security!

- Security!

You can't block the door.

I don't care how much tax you pay.

Okay, you can do this.

Don't think about past defeats.

Gotta impress her parents,

gotta make a good impression.

Hi, Dean.

I'm so relieved,

you look just like your picture.

Thank you. It's nice to meet you.

That's so sweet.

I want you to meet my dad. Come on.

It's nice to meet you, sir.

Well, I followed your advice

to the letter...

...and everything seemed

to be going great.

But then when I went in

for the kiss...

...he got very standoffish, very cold.

I'm sorry.

Do you think I did

something wrong?

By expressing the greatest respect

you can show a woman's father?

- That can never be wrong.

- Yeah.

So did you go to the store?

Yup. Spent like 200 bucks.

Get any numbers?

No. But I did manage

to get thrown in store jail.

What?

Yeah. Apparently, in the store's eyes,

I was annoying the customers.

Did they know you're current

on your taxes?

- They knew.

- And they still locked you up?

Well, I guess I don't understand

the dating scene.

I know.

It really is a mystery to me.

But you know what?

We've got nothing to be sorry about.

I did the best job I could

at being me today, and so did you.

I love learning from you.

And I love teaching you.

First message, sent today at 1743.

I switched it to military time.

That's great.

This is Dr. Mettler from

the Arctic Ice Data Bank...

...calling again about

those core-sample reports.

I'm on it.

About 10 degrees.

Second message,

sent today at 1143.

Hey, this is Jim

from Movie Time Video.

I'm just calling to remind you...

...that you still owe us $23

in late charges for Ulee's Gold.

Great, now the video store

is pissed.

Third message, sent today at 2043.

"2043." I love it.

Yeah, it's like space time.

Dean, John, this is your father.

I'm down at

Ajax Community Hospital.

I was feeling sick

so I came in for a few tests...

...and I'm afraid I have

some bad news.

Devastating news, actually.

I just want you boys to know

how much I love you...

...and how proud I am of you both.

Please come as soon

as you possibly can.

Oh, my God.

We just found out our father's dealing

with medical issues, possibly dying...

...so we need to dispute this

late charge quickly. Do you mind if...?

- Go ahead.

- Great.

Have a movie time.

We got a call about late charges for

Ulee's Gold but we paid them already.

What's your last name?

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