The Brothers Grimsby

Synopsis: MI6's top assassin (Mark Strong) has a brother. Unfortunately for him, he's a football hooligan (Sacha Baron Cohen) from the town of Grimsby. Nobby has everything a man from the poor English fishing town of Grimsby could want - 9 children and the most attractive girlfriend in northern England (Rebel Wilson). There's only one thing missing in his life: his little brother, Sebastian. After they were adopted by different families as children, Nobby spent 28 years searching for him. Upon hearing of his location, Nobby sets off to reunite with his brother, unaware that not only is his brother an MI6 agent, but he's just uncovered a plot that puts the world in danger. On the run and wrongfully accused, Sebastian realizes that if he is going to save the world, he will need the help of its biggest idiot.
Director(s): Louis Leterrier
Production: Big Talk Productions
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
83 min

I love you so much.

I love you too.

We'll take it.

One, two, three.


But, dad, I'm out of breath.

Yeah, well,

i told you not to smoke.

I thought you just

meant crack.

No, I meant cigarettes too.

At your age,

you should just be vaping.


Where's mum?

She's still in

the furniture store.

Hey, dad,

let's put it in here.

No. That is me brother's room.

But, dad, he's been missing

for 28 years.

We need the room.

There's nine of us.

No. I'm keeping it

the way he likes it.

Though when he comes back,

i will have to break it to him

that some of his childhood

heroes didn't love women

as much as we thought

they did.

And one of them liked them

a little too much.

Dad, you're never gonna

find him.

You might as well just give up.

Give up?

I know he's out there


And one day,

he's gonna join

our family again.

Green earth.

Agent graves,

your feed is live.

The target is maelstrom's

second in command.

He has information

we must extract.

Capture and interrogate.

Do not terminate.

Interception in nine, eight,

seven, six,

five, four,

three, two, one.

Eyes on the target.

Easy. Eyes on the target.

Be advised,

multiple hostiles to the east.

Target mobile.

Target heading north.

Alpha 1's now bravo 1.

He's mobile.

Roger that.

Out of the way.

Move, move, move.

May I borrow this?

Thank you.

Now complete on bravo 1,

following bravo 1.

Alpha 1 now on foxtrot.

I'm in pursuit.

Hostiles to your south,

advancing on your position.

Bravo 1 is now mobile.

He has backup. End pursuit now.

I'd rather not.

Come on. My gun!

Commander, relay back.

We are now nearing the limit

of live feed transmission.

Hello, chaps.

Permission to abort now.

Commander, acknowledge.


Buckle up!

Lonomia caterpillar toxin's

entered your bloodstream,

Mr. beder.

You have 90 seconds

until heart failure.

I do, however,

have the antidote here.

Perhaps you'd like

to tell me what your friends

at the maelstrom syndicate

are planning.

Sixty seconds.

Rhonda George.

An assassination.

Rhonda George?

She's the actress

and philanthropist.

She's hosting an event

for worldcure in two days, sir.

Give me the antidote.

It's too late,

I'm afraid.

I want you at this event,


Very wise,

commander ledford.

Welbeck's touch.

Rooney's there too.

Now carrick, here's baines.

Oh, he's free.

England are heading

to the semis,

to the delight

of millions at home!

Hey, everyone.

Let's celebrate



Can't believe

it's happened again.

Get it out. Get it out.

Get it out. Get out.

He's gonna blow!

Out the way, ladies.

I've got the fire extinguisher.

Thank the lord.

Where's nobby? Where is he?

Where's nobby? Nobby!

Nobby. Nobby, nobby.

Why are you

so out of breath?

I've run all the way

from home.

But you only live

across the street.

Do you remember me cousin,


What, the thief?


Well, he was nicking coats

at a posh event the other night,

and you'll never guess

who he saw.


We finally found him.

We finally found

your brother.

Nobby and Sebastian butcher.

We're the butcher boys

of grimsby.

They'll never split us up.



Your brother is gonna be

at a fancy party tomorrow.

But how will I get in?

Me cousin's nicked you

a ticket.

Leaders from around the world,

such as the head of

the world health organization

Javier Alvarez and celebrities,

including Daniel Radcliffe,

have gathered at this

worldcure event,

sponsored by philanthropist,

Rhonda George.

Green earth.

Agent graves,

your feed is live.

Who's this in my ear?

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Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (born 13 October 1971) is a British actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Baron Cohen has created and portrayed fictional characters Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, and Admiral General Aladeen. Like his idol Peter Sellers, he adopts a variety of accents and guises for his characters and rarely appears out of character.In most of his routines, Baron Cohen's characters interact with unsuspecting people, documentary style, who do not realise they are being set up for comic situations and self-revealing ridicule. His other work includes voicing King Julien XIII in the Madagascar film series (2005–2012) and appearing in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), Hugo (2011) and Les Misérables (2012). He made a cameo as a BBC News Anchor in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). In 2016, he played an English football hooligan brother of an MI6 spy in the comedy film Grimsby, and co-starred as Time in the fantasy sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass. In 2018, Baron Cohen created and starred in Who Is America? for Showtime, his first television project since Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was named Best Newcomer at the 1999 British Comedy Awards for The 11 O'Clock Show, and since then, he has received two BAFTA Awards for Da Ali G Show, several Emmy nominations, a nomination for an Academy Award for Writing Adapted Screenplay, and a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his work in the feature film Borat. After the release of Borat, Baron Cohen stated that because the public had become too familiar with the characters, he would retire Borat and Ali G. Similarly, after the release of Brüno, Baron Cohen stated he would also retire the title character. At the 2012 British Comedy Awards, he received the Outstanding Achievement Award, accepting the award while reprising his Ali G character. In 2013, he received the BAFTA Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy. more…

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