The Bounce Back Page #4

You have exactly 15 minutes

to pack a bag and then

we are taking you away for the weekend.

No is not an acceptable answer.

No, we will not answer any questions,

so don't even try.

Well, here...

Here is for when your a**hole

gets too tight for its own good.

Fine, I'll take them,

but I won't take them.

- Get in!

- Okay.

- Ready?

- Yes.

We freak in my jeep

Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo

You could travel the world

But nothing comes close

To the golden coast

Once you party with us

You'll be falling in love

Oooooh? Oh Oooooh?

California girls

We're unforgettable

Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top

Sun-kissed skin

So hot we'll melt your my jeep

- Hey!

- Hi!

- I am ready for the Gas Lamp.

- Oh!

Yes, but first, we're going to do

a little personal enrichment.

- What are you talking about?

- Yeah.

- Where are we going?

- You'll see.

It's going to be really exciting.

You're going to love it.

Thank you, ladies.

Now, the man you've all been waiting for.

That guy.

He is gorgeous.

Hello, ladies.

My name is Matthew Taylor and

this is The Bounce Back!

What we're going to do this weekend

is delve into the strategies in creating

the kind of love that

you want for your life.

Oh, no! No way!

This is not happening, girls.

- Hey, wait, you need to be open to this.

- How many of you are here

because you've had

your heart broken recently?

That's original.

Okay. Do me a favor, keep your hands up

until I ask you to put them down, okay?

If you've had your heart broken

in the last week,

go ahead and put your hands down.

In the last month,

if you've had

your heart broken in the last month,

go ahead and put your hands down.

- Six months?

- Really?

How about the last two years?

Three years?

Five years?

- Keep it up.

- I don't want to keep it up!

Six years?

Miss?

Miss?

Miss?

- Would you mind stepping up to the mike?

- Oh, no, no, I am good.

What's your name?

Kristin Peralto.

Kristin. So how long has it been, Kristin?

It has been six and a half years.

Oh! Ooh!

Okay, okay, it's all good.

It's nothing to be ashamed of.

All of us here know how hard it is

to get over a relationship.

Kristin, if you would humor me, step up to

the mic so everybody can hear you?

I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm really good.

I'm good, I'm good.

How many of you have heard the old saying

about how long it takes

to get over a relationship?

Oh, half as long as you were in it.

There it is, that's the one I was looking

for, half as long as you were in it.

How many of you

actually agree with that theory?

Would you like to know

how long it really takes?

Yes.

Exactly as long as you want it to.

So, Kristin,

getting over a relationship

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