The Book of Love Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2016
- 106 min
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Morning, perv.
I told you I'm not a pervert.
Just 'cause you
shaved your 'stache,
don't mean you can fool me.
Now, where is it at?
Here. Here you go.
Hey, hold on.
Can we talk for a second?
No, a**hole!
You torched my shed.
That... that was
an accident.
It was everything
I had, dick-weed.
You got any idea
how long it took me to...
What, build a raft?
That's what you're doing, right?
Wait.
Wait! Hold on!
Back off!
Oh!
Whoa.
Merde.
Um...
Every...
Everything's fine.
I'll be... I'll be
right back, okay?
But...
Ho ho.
That's Oprah.
Hey, wait a second!
Suck it!
Uh, why are you building a raft?
"F" off, Amber alert.
Wait. Hey, look, I got...
I have the plans.
I did... i did this... i mean,
it's just from memory,
but I mean, you know,
with a few modifications,
but I-I've got
a ton of ideas, okay?
Well, you...
You can use my backyard,
okay? Please,
this is my fault.
Let me...
Let me help you.
Forget it.
Oh, okay, stop.
All right, now, look, I know
you don't know me at all,
and you're right to be dubious
of strangers, but I just...
supposed to do this, to help you.
Sorry.
What's this?
What do you think it is?
I lost my tools in that
fire, you little sh*t.
It was an accident.
I don't care...
Not anymore.
Ah, I promised your old man
I'd look after you, and...
It ain't worth
the money from the state.
Tomorrow morning,
you're on the bus to Biloxi.
You're your aunt's problem now.
Let's get one thing clear.
I ain't doing this
'cause I like you.
I'm doing it 'cause Ahab
and me has got no choice.
Got it.
And if you mess with my stuff,
I'll beat your ass.
Okay, I won't.
Promise me.
I promise.
There's a spare room upstairs.
Oh, we'll sleep in the backyard.
Thank you.
My pa used to say
that most stories
usually don't start
where they're supposed to.
on April 28th, 1947.
That's when this dude,
Thor Heyerdahl,
sailed from Peru
to the Tuamotu islands
on a raft made
of balsa wood and scrap.
Months later, he completed
the first trans-pacific crossing
on a raft in, like, 700 years.
You know his most famous quote?
Some years later,
he died of a brain tumor.
Think that's some sh*t.
You little sh*t.
Yeah. My entire yard
is filled with junk,
but, you know, I mean,
I haven't seen her in two days.
Uh, I'm just saying, I...
You know, I just don't think
it's safe for a young girl
to be out all night.
I wouldn't worry.
Man, she seemed tough.
She probably out
looking for more crap.
She ought to go to Pascal's.
He got
a crap-load of crap.
Heh.
Dumbass.
Dumbass!
Hey, I-I gotta go.
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