The Blues Brothers Page #2

ofthe Lord

Yea, Lord

We'll put the band back together,

we do a few gigs...

we get some bread.

Bang-- five thousand bucks!

Well, getting the band

back together might not be that easy.

- What are you talking about?

- They split.

They all took straightjobs.

Yeah? So you know

where they are.

You said you were

keeping in touch with them.

I got a couple of leads,

a few phone numbers.

But, I mean, how many ofthem

visited or even wrote you?

They're not the kind of guys

who write letters.

You were outside.

I was inside.

You were supposed to keep

in touch with the band.

I kept asking you

ifwe were gonna play again.

What was I gonna do,

take away your only hope?

Take away the very thing

that kept you going in there?

I took the liberty

of bullshitting you. Okay?

- You lied to me.

- It wasn't lies. It wasjust bullshit.

- Sh*t.

- What?

- Rollers.

- No.

Sh*t.

- What? What did I do?

- You failed to stop at a red signal.

The light was yellow, sir.

May I see your license, please?

Goddam it!

I haven't been pulled over

in six months.

I bet those cops

have got SCMODS.

State County Municipal Offender

Data System.

Elwood, we show your license

currently under suspension.

Step out ofthe car, please.

First you trade the Cadillac

for a microphone.

Then you lie to me

about the band.

Now you're gonna put me

right back in thejoint!

They're not gonna catch us.

We're on a mission from God.

We are in high-speed pursuit

northbound on Courtland Avenue.

Black-and-white 1 974 Dodge sedan

with Illinois plates.

Request assistance.

We'll be all right ifwe can

just get back on the expressway.

This don't look

like no expressway to me!

Don't yell at me.

What do you want me to do,

motor head?

Try not to be so negative

all the time.

Why don't you offer

some constructive criticism?

You got us into this parking lot, pal.

Now you get us out!

You want out

ofthis parking lot?

- Will there be anything else?

- Do you have Miss Piggy?

- There's pants and burgers.

- Yeah, lots ofspace in this mall.

Disco pants and haircuts.

Baby clothes.

This place has got everything.

New Oldsmobiles

are in early this year.

Pier 1 Imports.

Oh, sh*t!

They broke my watch!

I'm gonna catch that sucker...

if it's the last thing

I ever do.

Nice place, huh?

Hey, Sam.

Hey, Lloyd.

- Anybody call for me on the phone?

- No. No calls.

Some guy left his card.

Cop. Said he'd be back.

This here's my brother,Jake.

He just got out of the joint.

He's gonna be staying with me

for a few weeks.

Yeah. Okay.

Did you get me

my Cheez Whiz, boy?

Well, it ain't much,

but it's home.

- How often does the train go by?

- So often you won't even notice it.

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