The Bigfoot Project Page #3

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The interviews

are not gonna cut it.

- Mm-mmm.

- Guys, I have an idea.

- No.

- Yes.

What if we actually

looked for Bigfoot.

- I'm in 100%.

- Steve.

Guys, hear me out, okay?

As of right now, what are we doing?

What are we doing?

We're making a movie

with interviews.

- Okay, that's boring.

- Snoozefest.

- Why can't we look for him?

- Because he doesn't exist.

Well, it doesn't

hurt to try, right?

I say we camp out

for a few weeks

- and really investigate.

- No way, man.

I would rather watch

every Tyler Perry movie.

Steve, I gotta work next week.

You know that.

- Ooh, where do you work?

- Yeah, where do you work?

Why?

I don't know, I just think

maybe I could come in,

- like, hey, Jamie, what's happening?

You'd be like,

"you are a stud." I'd be like,

"stop, you're embarrassing me,

but I secretly

want you to keep going."

- I need a job.

- Mm-hmm, okay.

No, let's just head back

into town and then...

What?

- Oh, Jesus!

- Deliverance!

Roll your window down.

- Uh, no, thanks!

- No, thank you.

- You guys the Bigfoot people, right?

- -Nope.

- We're not?

- No. Tell him...

- Say no.

- Say no.

- I stepped in sh*t.

- He stepped in sh*t.

Oh, god.

Okay, I am here with Earl,

and Earl is claiming

to have seen Bigfoot.

- Is that correct? -That's right,

but he won't let anybody see him.

- What do you mean? -Well, you

see, the thing with Bigfoot is,

if he wants to be seen,

then you can see him,

but if he don't,

then you ain't gonna see him.

That's just...

That's just the way it is.

- It's just like that. -But he

is somewhere in these woods?

Oh, no, yeah, no,

he's around here.

No, he's definitely

somewhere here, yeah.

But only if he wants to be seen.

That's right.

That's right.

- And you've only seen him once?

- Me, oh, yes,

I've seen him one time,

but Willie ray, he...

The Willie ray that lives

over there somewheres.

Yeah, that's him!

That's right, yeah.

Yeah, he's seen him.

The other day i... well,

I bumped into Willie ray

and he... we was fishing

and he was telling...

He runs into Bigfoot

and then they'll hang out

and play games, and go dancing,

and Indian wrestle

and stuff like that.

- Bigfoot?

- That's right.

Wow. Can you describe him?

Oh, yeah, no,

he's about eight feet tall.

He's got a big old head,

big old hair.

Strong.

He's real strong,

you know?

He's like a gorilla man strong.

Wow, wow, thank you

so much, Earl.

- Thank you very much. -Oh,

man, no think nothing of it.

That's fine.

Y'all be careful now, okay?

Wouldn't want anything bad

to happen to any of you.

All I'm saying is

why would he even say that?

Don't listen to him, man.

An eight feet tall gorilla man?

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