The Big Green Page #7

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Boys and girls, right down here.

Everybody, come on. Come

on, Katie, Lou and Sue.

Pardon me, Lou. Sue and Lou. Come

on, go in there, Larry. Excellent.

Ah... Sheriff Tom? You might

want to join them in line.

It looks to me like you've

had one nacho plate too many.

OK, if you wanna

play soccer properly,

you've got to be able to

run for at least an hour.

If I ran for an hour

it'd kill me. -Ditto.

That's right. But we're

gonna work up to that hour.

Now today we're gonna

run for 12 minutes.

You ready? Let's go.

Come on, midgets, get

your butts in gear!

Come on, gice Montgomery's

talking to you.

Deputy Dawg, you owe us.

Come on, Katie,

get up. Come on,

Evan, come on. Tak, get

on. Lou and Sue, everybody.

I wore boots today.

Sheriff Tom's gonna pay for this

one! -Come on! Get going! Keep it up!

Faster! Faster! Faster!

Come on! Come on!

Come on, come on, come on! Faster!

Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!

My feet hurt. -My shins hurt.

So, what do you think?

-We'll never last.

I'll see you guys later.

Hey, you want to

come over my house?

OK. One lesson apiece.

No telling anyone. Ever!

Hold on, everybody!

? On the road again

? Just can"t wait to

get on the road again

? The life I love is

making music with my friends

? And I can"t wait to

get on the road again

? On the road again. Going

places that l"ve never been

? Seeing things that

I may never see again

? And I can"t wait to

get on the road again

? On the road again

? Like a band of gypsies

we go down the highway

We love you, Deputy Dawg!

Kate, I know you can do this.

Come on, I'll probably just end up

being a checker at the Piggly Wiggly.

So what difference

does it make?

You don't fool me, Kate.

I know how smart you are.

And even checkers at Piggly

Wiggly will need math too.

No, they don't. They have those

little black stripes on all the things.

It adds it all automatic.

Look, giving up before

you've ever really

started is a sad way

to live your life.

You keep your

talents hidden and

undiscovered, you'll

only cheat yourself.

Why don't you all worry

about your own work?

Kate's right. Everyone

get back to work.

Whatever.

Hey, two points.

Maybe Juan's got some hidden

talents. -No way. Juan doesn't play.

Yeah, he doesn't look

very athletic anyway.

Like you do?

You gonna play goalie?

-I always play goalie.

Mind if I take a few

shots against you?

Oh, you're gonna play? -Don't

worry, I'm not very athletic.

Get in the goal,

Larry. -What did I do?

As if he could get

it past King Larry!

Yeah! Come on, big boy! Yeah!

Gosh, I'm not feeling

so good about this.

Whoa, we don't look like

that when we get the ball.

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