The Best Thief in the World
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- Year:
- 2004
- 93 min
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[Beat box music plays]
Yeah! This is our
show right here!
B*tch!
We're rapping kids, yo.
We're rapping kids!
Don't mess with us!
Say what?
I'm the man.
Say what?
I'm the man.
Say what?
Both:
I'm the man.I'm the man.
I'm the man.
Say what?
I'm the man.
Say what?
I'm the man!
Say what?
I'm the man!
[Laughs] say what?
I'm the man.
Hey! Don't listen to him!
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
I got a little gold tooth here!
I'm the man, yo!
Say what?
[Children shouting
in distance]
Okay, sammy joe, let's get
this show on the road.
Put your shoes on.
I know, i'm dead. Bang.
I thought we were waiting
for Izzy to come back this time.
Oh, honey...
is that really what
you want to wear?
Yes, i have to.
We're going to
the hospital.
I want to wear this
to the hospital.
Fine. Wear what you want.
But come here.
I don't want to go
if Izzy doesn't have to.
If he wants to be an a**hole,
that's his problem.
Okay. Come on.
Let's go.
Amy, would you...
i know, i know.
Whoo!
Aah!
[Speaking indistinctly]
[Doorbell rings]
[Doorbell rings]
Woman:
Hello?Sorry, wrong apartment.
[Doorbell rings]
[Doorbell rings]
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
[Slam]
[Laughing]
[Static blares]
[Static stops]
Yesterday, i saw dad's ghost
in the doorway.
It wasn't real,
honey.
That's stupid.
He's not even dead yet.
[Machine hissing]
You can't move him.
I won't authorize it.
Well, this doesn't require
authorization.
I won't let you.
I won't.
So help me,
if you or anybody else
tries to move that man,
i'll kill you.
Miss zaidman, please.
I'm sorry.
We just don't have
the space.
We... i'll take him home,
then.
That is an option.
It would be very difficult,
but it's possible.
You really don't get it,
do you?
What am i supposed to do
with my kids?
How am i supposed to work?
I'm a goddamn english teacher.
Miss zaidman, i'm sorry.
We just don't have
the space.
I'm really very sorry.
I know you are.
I'm sorry.
Ruth.
Hey, robbie.
Nice of you to come.
[Sighs]
Are you okay, mom?
I suppose so, honey.
It's just the damn insurance
and the damn hospital.
We are so f***ed.
Where's Izzy?
Respect, robbie.
Shut your hole.
What?
I don't know where he is.
He's being a sh*t.
well enough to come home.
Hmm. [laughs]
[Laughs]
What do you think,
paul?
Hey, guys.
Wh... hello?
Honey? Jim?
Are you okay?
Are you sick?
Why aren't you
at work?
Hello?
Are you depressed?
Jim, honey, i'm sorry,
but...
[beat box music plays]
Hey, yo, this is
"walkin' through the jungle."
One, two, three, go.
[Rapping] walking through
the jungle, my dick in my hand
i'm a mean motherf***er,
i'm a jungle man
i look in the tree,
and what i see?
a green motherf***er
gonna sh*t on me
i took a rock,
hit his cock
and that motherf***er
ran a block
all right,
so who you got, man?
I got him right there.
I got him.
I got my man with
the red hat right here.
I got my man
with the blue hat.
Get outta here, man.
I f***ing
hate this sh*t.
Just shut up.
Come on! Let's play
the f***ing game!
Taking all day.
Yo, you go deep. You go down
and across the steps.
You go underneath
across the middle.
so get the ball,
and i'm gonna burn his ass,
a'ight?
Yo, i'm gonna be open.
Why can't we just play
some f***ing football?
Yo, just do it, man.
I'm gonna take care of dice.
Damn.
Yo, hit me if i'm open.
I can take my man.
Yeah, yeah.
Just get open, okay?
Ready?
You can chill. You know
you ain't gonna get it.
Set! Hike!
Go ahead, go ahead!
Cut to the left!
Cut to the left!
Got it!
[Speaking indistinctly]
Yeah!
by the glass, man?
What you gonna do,
my man?
What you gonna do
about it, nigga?
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh!
[Laughter]
I was wide open.
Take this,
you stupid f***!
Ain't so tough now,
right? Sh*t.
Cry to your mama,
little boy.
[Laughter]
Oh, sh*t!
You need to get up,
man.
Come on,
let's get out of here.
You all right?
Boy:
Get him! Get him!
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh!
Don't let him do that!
[Kids speaking indistinctly]
Stupid b*tch.
Yo, that kid gonna
f*** you up in a few years.
F*** you, b.
[Laughter]
[Exhales deeply]
Hey, mom.
What's for dinner?
Meat.
Meat and potatoes.
Your father's favorite.
I didn't know
it was today.
What?
You knew.
I didn't.
I told you
a million times.
It was a big, big deal,
Izzy.
A big deal.
And you blew it.
I forgot, mom.
I'm sorry.
[Sighs]
Dad?
[Breathing heavily]
Yes.
Yes.
Hello...
m-m-m-m...
mother.
So, how's it going?
Juice, please.
Okay, i'll get you some juice.
One second.
There's another one
in the cupboard.
Thanks.
Give it some time,
honey.
He knows who you are.
Got you some juice,
dad.
You want me to
take that for you?
Did mom ever tell you
how good i did
in school last year?
Yeah, well,
i got straight "a's."
as you might remember.
and i sucked.
Well, i didn't hate it.
I just hated to practice.
Chess.
Chess.
You want to play chess?
You could start
teaching me again.
The horse goes on
the outside, remember?
Yes.
Over there, too.
Dad...
it's your move.
It's okay.
We'll play later.
Izzy, where you going?
Nowhere.
No, you're not.
Why?
'Cause your father
just came home.
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