The Best Man Holiday Page #6

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Oh. I am so sorry, Shelby.

Please, fill us all

in on the scintillating

world of mudslinging

housewives.

- Candace.

- "Scintillating. "

Mmm. Such a big word.

Just like the TV show.

Mmm-hmm.

One hundred seventy-six.

What?

Yards for the record.

Right, Lance?

Right, yeah, 176.

Right.

You remember your

first pro yards?

Oh. Okay, I'll just leave.

Why don't you hop on that broom

and fly back out the window?

Quentin!

So, Murch, how's the

fundraising going?

Oh, uh...

We ran into a snag this week.

Really?

Mmm-hmm.

Is it Elliot?

Yeah, he's not

contributing this year.

Elliot Gibson,

the philanthropist?

Isn't he a bit

of a morality nut?

Yeah! Yeah, that's him.

My God.

Did he say why?

To hell with him, man!

We got you.

What's his usual contribution?

Two million.

Oh, hell no.

Murch, if you need anything,

just let me know.

No, no, no!

You sure about that?

You guys have done

more than enough.

Thanks.

I can handle this.

Listen, I have

a fabulous weekend planned.

And after dessert,

it's pajama time!

You know I like to sleep naked.

- Oh, God.

- Quentin.

So, about those yards, Lance.

You remember your first...

I'm sorry, can I trouble

you for the bathroom?

Of course.

Lance, could you?

Yeah.

Mmm mmm mmm.

Look at her. That waddle

brings back nightmares.

All of you men need to do your

wives a favor and get snipped.

Jesus.

You too, Robin Thicke.

Yeah, I said it.

Mia, do you have some Prosecco?

Where are those people?

Hello? Excuse me?

How did this Elliot guy

find this in the first place?

How do I know?

Is he a porn watcher?

First of all, it's not porn.

Well, I'm getting

a little excited.

Cut it out.

Get your hands off.

And 165,328,

29, 30 viewers say otherwise.

You're not making this better.

This is getting me

a little excited.

Stop it!

So, the girls are down.

Oh!

Don't you guys

look cute in your PJs!

Yeah.

Yeah, nice.

Hey, um...

We're going, right, Murch?

Oh. We were gonna go hang out with

the fellas. You don't mind, do you?

Oh. No!

Please, they got 900

channels up in here.

Plus, me and Robyn are gonna sit up and

talk about people, so...

Perfect.

Talking about people.

Oh, um, babe,

can I use your phone?

Because I can't get

a signal up in here.

My Cell?

The one I'm holding?

In my hand?

Yeah, stop!

Would you hand me that?

Are you sure that

he just smokes weed?

Are you happy?

Yes, very.

And thankful.

Whatever you want, baby.

I want you to be

a little nicer.

I thought I was being nice.

To everybody.

All right.

You're doing a bio

on Lance, aren't you?

What?

Oh. Harper,

please don't play dumb.

It belittles both of us.

So this is what you've

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