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where all the residents
Like the Costa Brava?
Yeah, but with more elephants.
You know
who'll be there- Indians.
Loads of them.
Reeking of curry.
And you never see one
on their own, do you?
I mean, they always-
they move in packs.
Makes it easier to rob you
blind, cut your throat.
You know what?
You can wheel yourself from here.
You're supposed to
take me to my flat.
My wife's from Mumbai.
Well, don't blame me, mate.
You married her.
My wife's from Mumbai.
Has anyone thought about what happens
when you get to the other end?
They said somebody's
going to meet us in Jaipur.
How are we going to know
you're all right?
Well, I'll call.
They do have phones there, you know.
Or you can read my blog.
Your what?
On the lnterweb.
Just log in whenever you
like and read my news.
Well, I hope the first item
will be announcing your return.
I don't suppose they'll be
paying for the journey back.
Look, before I go, I wonder, could
you say one thing that's supportive?
this in the whole of my life.
You've never done
anything at all without Dad.
I don't think you'll
be able to cope. Well,
let's just find out,
shall we?
And the connecting flight to
That's right.
I tell you. it's tough
to get upgraded nowadays.
I had to flirt so hard
with the travel agent,
it was practically
phone sex.
Oh.
Well, this is my lucky day.
Sir.
We'd like to take a look in
this bag, madam, if you don't mind.
What have you
got in here anyway?
It's just PG Tips.
And some brown sauce.
Thirty-one packets
of chocolate Hobnobs.
That's pickled onions
and, yeah, pickled eggs.
And that's just pickles.
Pickles.
- No liquids on the plane.
- What's that mean?
It means you can't take
the pickled onions...
or the pickled eggs.
The pickles fine.
Oh!
Obviously, one
has read one's Kipling,
but we view this as an opportunity
as well as making
new friends.
And a High Court judge is just the
class of guest one was hoping for.
isn't it, Douglas?
Sorry?
And, um, is this your
first time in India? Yes.
You don't look like
an experienced traveler.
Oh, I'm not.
But one has read one's guidebooks.
It should be there.
No.
Oh.
Oh. Hi.
Hello. We haven't met.
Norman Cousins.
Madge Hardcastle.
A pleasure.
Play your cards right,
and it could be.
Look. My chair. What?
Oh, yes, yes. Hang on.
May I have your attention, please?
We regret to announce cancellation
of Flight 105 to Jaipur,
owing to bad weather
at the destination..
We apologize
for any inconvenience caused
Right.
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