The Belko Experiment

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(CAR HORNS HONKING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(HONKING CONTINUES)

Listen, listen. No.

Greg, no! I need

those files this morning.

(CHUCKLES) Come on, man.

You can't be that lazy.

(BOY GIGGLES)

GREG:
It's not my fault.

(GREG CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

(GASPS)

Made myself!

Made myself!

Yeah, made yourself.

That's great. Very impressive.

Made myself!

(SNIFFING)

Come on, man!

What's going on?

Is there a bomb threat or something?

Who are you?

Where's Wilmar?

ID, please.

You're kidding?

Here you go.

(MEN ARGUING IN SPANISH)

Why are they

sending that man home?

Open the trunk, please.

(ENGINE IDLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)

(SIGHS)

(VOLUME INCREASES)

(MAN SINGING IN SPANISH)

(INAUDIBLE)

(INAUDIBLE)

(BEEPING)

VINCE:
Okay.

Here's your company ID.

Make sure they spelled

everything correctly.

Mmm-hmm.

Company credit card.

Company telephone.

Keys to your company car.

It's a Honda, in Section H,

westside of the lot.

And, last but not least,

keys to your new apartment.

(SOFTLY)

I got you a corner.

You have the address,

correct?

Yeah. Yes.

Okay, and you saw

the doctor yesterday?

For the tracer,

you mean?

It's for your

own protection.

There's dozens of kidnappings

every year here in Colombia,

usually from

companies like ours.

But, with that sucker, they can locate

you anywhere, anytime, no problem.

Hmm.

Bogot treating

you good so far?

Yeah.

(CHUCKLES)

Don't be scared, Dany.

Belko likes the transition

of its homespun employees

to go as smooth as possible.

So, if you have any

questions whatsoever,

just come to me

or Raziya here, okay?

Hi.

(MAN SPEAKING DUTCH)

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(SPEAKING DUTCH)

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

MAN:
In English? Sure.

Belko is

a non-profit organization

that facilitates American

companies in South America

in the hiring of

American workers.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(COMPUTER CHIMES)

(CHUCKLES)

What the f*** is that?

It's a little corn cob dude.

Mike, it looks like

someone's eaten off of it.

It's a gift for you.

No.

Here.

Let's put him right here.

Ew! That's disgusting.

I don't want it.

It's good luck.

He wards off werewolves.

Maybe it'll work on Wendell.

(MUFFLED) A**hole.

(SOFTLY) My God!

The man just

does not get it.

Hey, what?

Maybe we should

slow things down.

Mike, I'm barely divorced.

Got married too young.

No, I got married too stupid.

And I'm not any smarter.

Oh, that's great

for me then!

Mr. Norris. (CLEARS THROAT)

Hey, Barry.

Mike.

Leandra, will you set up

that Caracas call for 2:00?

I'll put it through.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(SIGHS)

PowerPoint files from these

documents in two hours, please.

All right?

(MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)

What?

Uh, yes.

Okay. Two hours.

I'm Roberto.

I'm Dany.

Leota, will you stop being a

b*tch and introduce yourself?

You're an ass, Roberto.

I've already introduced myself.

Yeah.

And we're going

to be friends

and we're going to ostracize you.

(LIPS SMACKS)

(LEOTA CHUCKLES) She doesn't

even know to spell "ostracize."

(LEOTA CHUCKLES)

LEOTA:
Oh!

Cute, no?

I don't know.

He's a little too normal for me.

(SCOFFS) Honey, normal

people do not work at Belko.

Oh, Keith.

One's loose.

Oh, sh*t. Okay,

all right, here I come. (LAUGHING)

Tickles.

Oh, yeah.

Obviously, that's John.

Oh, although,

he prefers to be called Jake.

He thinks it makes

him sound tough.

(LAUGHS) Well, he looks

very, very tough.

He thinks

you're very pretty.

Honey, believe me.

One more bad date, and I am there.

Oh, guard your heart.

He's a total "love 'em and leave 'em"

kind of guy.

Just 'cause he has

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