The Banger Sisters Page #3

Don't touch that.

Don't touch anything.

This is horrible.

Your eyes are looking

at everything.

You need

to get laid, Harry.

Please get out of my room.

You need to get laid,

and I need to get laid...

and I'm gonna have

a rum and Coke...

then I'm gonna

take a shower...

then I'm going to

you-know-what to you.

Lookee here. Ha ha ha!

I don't want to have sex.

I'll get you into it.

No. You've already

desanctified...

my environment.

I'm just standing here.

No, you're not.

You're more in the room

than I am.

Listen, Suzette...

I have a very carefully

delineated lifestyle.

This is the third room

I've been in...

since I got here.

The first one

was too close to the elevator...

the second one

was facing the neighborhood...

where I grew up.

If I don't do things

in a regimented way...

especially when I travel...

I develop physical problems.

I get terribly constipated...

for instance.

Like I needed to know that.

Well,

there are certain things...

I've discovered

that just don't serve me...

and sex is one of them.

You don't have sex?

That's correct.

How long has it been, Harry?

10 years.

10 years!

You're lying to me!

I found a way

of making my life work.

But it doesn't work.

I mean, you think it works...

because you line things up...

and you light candles...

so you can

have a bowel movement?

Harry,

let me give you a hand-job.

- No!

- Oh, come on.

Harry, I am such

a good hand-job giver.

No. Please.

Stay away from me.

I... I don't

do things suddenly.

I like to think first...

and you're too... too...

Too what?

Sudden.

All right.

I'll leave you alone.

But I got to sleep for a bit.

Sleep where?

In your environment.

What about your friend... Vinnie?

Oh, I don't know

what I was thinking.

You got enough vitamins,

Harry?

It looks like

a health food store in here.

Hello. This is Harry Plummer

in 419 again.

Is there any way I could move

to a room higher up?

Nothing at all?

Well, is there any way

you can stop this racket?

Aah!

What?

You can't hear that?

It's prom night out there.

Don't know how you can

sleep through it.

Oh.

My whole cycle

has been disrupted.

Princess and the pea.

Hey, man. Hey, guys.

Come on. Cool it.

Hey, hey!

Come on, man.

People are trying to sleep.

Whoa!

Oh! Hannah...

Oh, Hannah. Hannah?

Hannah?

Uh-oh. What's she on?

Nothing.

We just had champagne.

Don't bullshit me.

She's on acid.

OK. Just breathe.

Harry, get out of the way.

Out of the way.

Somebody get a wet towel, please.

Is she going to be OK?

Yeah. Just get the towel.

Come on, honey.

Just breathe.

Oh, when did she drop it?

2 hours, maybe.

2 hours.

Man, she's going to be...

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