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The Bachelors Page #6
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- 2017
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Back home I'm used to
running into people
but here it always
gives me a surprise.
- Next.
- Excuse me.
Hi Palet, P-A-L-E-T.
- $10.
- Bill I'm sorry to
bother you like this but
I have a favor to ask.
You know Coach Keith,
- Yes,
ridiculous that mug.
- More of a jug really.
- I think you could
actually bathe a cat in it.
Anyways he asked
me out for Friday
and I'm desperate for
a reason to say no
but I'm afraid I'm
running out of excuses.
- Oh so you want me
to be your excuse?
- Would you mind terribly?
- No that's, sure that's fine.
- Unless you're busy of course.
- No I'm not busy ever.
I generally eat in the evenings.
We could eat together.
- Yes we can eat together,
that sounds very nice.
- Great okay, I'll
see you tomorrow.
- Yes see you tomorrow.
- I have no idea
how to say that.
Do I have to say it like that?
- Like what?
- Like I'm an
effeminate French man
who's in love with himself?
- Oh that, yeah yeah, you do.
You have to say it like
you're an effeminate
French man who's in
love with himself.
- Then I've got the perfect
homework partner don't I?
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
- Why do you do that?
- Do what?
- Your arm.
- 'Cause I'm happy,
well adjusted,
and really excited
about my future.
Of course I'm a
little upset that
I didn't make
cheerleader this year but
there's always next
year and I feel like
it could definitely
happen for me.
- So you're telling me
nothing has happened at all.
- Nope.
- You do realize what
a fail this is right?
Not to mention how personally
disappointing this is for me.
You've been with this
girl for over 10 hours.
That's more time than Goober's
spent with a girl
his entire life.
- Hey Palet, tops on
your strategy man.
- What strategy?
- You know, start off
with the psycho whore
and work you way up from there.
Yeah I just hope you're
banging her by now.
Trust me it doesn't take half
the work you're putting in.
- That's the other thing
I hate about evolution.
Why does the dominant male
always have to be a dick?
What does persistence
dickishness
have to do with
furthering the species?
- Hey Mason.
- Break it
up, break it up.
Get off, break it up,
come on break it up.
That's it, that's it,
that's it, break it off.
- Easy easy, boys.
- What the hell's
the matter with you guys?
So which one of you Nobel
Lureates started this?
- That depends, sir ,do you
mean verbally or physically?
- Shut up Raffi!
I don't really care
who started this.
I already talked
to the other three.
And if there is so much
as glancing contact
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