The Babysitter Page #3

WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR ANYTHING.

MWAH. HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.

YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIRST.

OH, YOU TWO.

HI. HI.

COME ON UP.

O.K. ALL RIGHT. GOODBYE.

HI, BERNICE.

OH, THANK YOU.

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

OH, HI, SAM, WILMA, JOE, AUDREY.

HARRY, WHAT'S YOUR POISON?

UH, BOURBON. HI, EVERYBODY. DOLLY?

UM, I'LL TAKE A WINE SPRITZER, PLEASE.

SO, AUDREY, MUST BE ANY DAY NOW.

YOU MUST BE SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN THIS WEATHER.

OH, YEAH.

I'M USED TO IT BY NOW.

HOW ARE THOSE FOUR BOYS OF YOURS?

OH--WE HOPE IT'S A GIRL.

HERE, DOLLY.

OH, THANK YOU.

HOW'S YOUR LITTLE ONE, DOLLY?

OH. OH, HE'S FINE.

HE'S THE MOST PRECIOUS BABY,

BUT IT'S NICE TO GET AWAY.

IT ISN'T EASY.

WELL, IT SURE DOESN'T SHOW, DOLLY.

YOU LOOK YOUNGER EVERY DAY.

WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

SECRET? HA. HAAGEN DAZS.

ALL THOSE CALORIES-- GETTING HER BABY FAT BACK.

HARRY, HAVE A HEART.

HA HA, YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

ON SECOND THOUGHT,

I'LL TAKE A VODKA STRAIGHT UP.

[TV GUNFIRE]

HEY, GUYS...

BITSY...

JIMMY...

YOU'RE A THIEF!

STOP IT.

YOU GUYS, ST-STOP IT.

YOU GUYS, GET OFF!

HA HA HA...

GET OFF.

STOP IT.

STOP IT.

STOP IT.

JIMMY, I'M SERIOUS. STOP.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT.

[RING]

JIMMY...GET OFF.

[RING]

[RING]

CAVALRY TO THE RESCUE.

HELLO. TUCKER RESIDENCE.

HI. IT'S JACK.

OH.

HI, JACK.

WHEW...WHERE ARE YOU CALLING FROM?

WHY ARE YOU BREATHING LIKE THAT?

OH, THE KIDS JUST BEAT ME UP.

OH, REALLY? UH-HUH.

MAYBE I SHOULD COME OVER AND PROTECT YOU.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW, JACK.

WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D COME OVER

AND, UH... AND HANG OUT,

WATCH SOME TV OR SOMETHING?

WHEN THE KIDS GO TO SLEEP, WE'D BE ALONE.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

COME ON. YOU WANT ME TO, DON'T YOU?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT.

I JUST WANT TO COME SEE YOU

AND WORK THINGS OUT.

NO, JACK.

I TOLD YOU-- I'M NOT READY.

YOU--YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST.

WHY? WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

JACK, NO. THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TODAY.

N-NOTHING. NOTHING.

JUST WANT TO TALK.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THESE KIDS. BYE.

[CLICK]

SH*T.

GOD!

GOD, DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEPLACE TO GO?

WHAT'D SHE SAY?

NONE OF YOUR F***ING BUSINESS.

AH, CHICKS, MAN...

I KNOW HOW IT FEELS.

LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, JACK, IT'S JUST--

WELL, YOU TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS, THAT'S ALL.

AND MY ADVICE SUCKED. I'M SORRY. FORGET IT.

BUT MY POINT IS, CAN'T WE JUST DO SOMETHING TONIGHT?

KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SOME FREE BEER?

OH, MAN, IT'S FRIDAY. LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK.

IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

IT'S OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

HEY, WHO PLAYS GOLF?

WE'LL MAKE IT A FOURSOME.

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