The Automatic Hate Page #3

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restaurant online, and so...

She's a stalker.

Look at that.

So you went to Yale?

Yeah, for psychology.

So what do you do now?

I'm a chef.

So mostly, I just

disappoint my parents.

Yeah, they're not too happy

about that decision.

Are you a sous chef?

I'm a head chef.

That must be

a powerful position.

In the kitchen.

Not in life, really.

God, Alexis,

we're in public.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's just that I find it...

It's really sad, you know?

What is?

That we didn't

grow up together.

Alexis, you haven't had

that much to drink...

-Yes, she has.

-Maybe she should stop.

I'm not drunk, okay?

We apologize.

She is drunk.

It's okay.

Sh*t.

My gosh.

Look who it is.

-Who's he?

-Annie used to f*** him.

You used to f*** that guy?

Off and on.

I thought we were dating,

but then...

On the Fourth of July, I

accidentally went down on him.

Accidentally?

How do you accidentally...

No. Never mind. That's

happened to me too.

I am still pissed at you, Alexis.

I really liked him.

I didn't even know

you guys were...

And-And you are

way better off anyway.

It is a small town, which increases the

odds of something like that occurring.

-What?

-What?

I f***ed him too.

Just once, okay?

You knew about this?

That's a lot

of coincidences.

I...

No, Amanda,

give me your purse.

-Why?

-Just give her your purse.

I'm gonna fix this.

I'm really sorry.

I'm gonna make it up to you.

I love you.

Where the f***

are you going?

She has a knife.

Come on.

-Hey, Teddy.

-Hey.

How are you?

What do you want,

Alexis?

You're looking so good.

F*** off.

Honey,

you got something...

What the...

-What the f***!

-Easy.

F***ing whore!

My... Go, go, go, fast! Go fast!

Come here!

What the hell was that?

That was amazing

is what it was!

-Have you ever punched anyone before?

-No!

Why, did it look

like I had?

No!

This is for you.

Let's get the f*** out of here!

Now, be super f***ing quiet

because Mom sleeps light.

Wait, where are they?

Don't worry. This is our space.

They never come down here.

Do you not wanna stay?

I just don't wanna

meet them yet.

Well, you know, we could set you an

alarm and get you out of here early.

Yeah.

-Good night.

-Yeah.

Good night.

-Good night.

-Good night.

You can take my bed.

-I'll just...

-That's where you sleep?

Yeah.!

Where will you go?

On the floor.

No. No, I'll stay on...

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

As you can see,

it's kinda hard to

bring guys back here.

Because of your parents?

No, they don't care. It's just

a small space for three girls.

Why not move out?

Don't let the farm fool you.

We're pretty broke.

So you date a lot?

No.

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