The Art of the Steal Page #4
And what are you going to do? Are you
gonna sell f***in' insurance or something?
Just shut the f*** up
and cheer up, please.
[DOOR BELL]
Allow me.
Yo, Dennis Calhoun?
Who's asking?
- It's f***in' Sunny.
Hey, Crunch, there's some guy with
an eye-patch here to see you.
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING] Oh, easy, man!
Where's your f***in' brother?
I was gonna cut bait and go home then I
realized Nicky said he had a brother.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
- [GRUNTING]
- Oww. F***!
Sweet Baby Jesus.
What are you, a pirate?
Hey, hey, hey. Look! I don't
know where Nicky is, all right.
- He said you work with him.
- Yeah, a long time ago.
Now, look, I got like $300
stashed in the bedroom there.
It's yours. A guy in your line of
work might prefer doubloons...
I'm not a f***in' pirate!
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
I don't even talk to Nicky.
I hate him.
Here's what's what.
I want the 30 grand
- or I want that f***in' painting.
- What painting?
The Seurat.
Whoa! Whoa! What?
- The Seurat!
- What?
The Georges Seurat,
you ignorant f***!
The seminal French
"Post-Impressionalist".
The father of pointillism.
That Georges Seurat,
you f***in' baboon.
Now I want the 30 grand,
the painting
or a bullet in your
f***ing head!
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
- [FRANCIE, MUFFLED] Hey, uh...
- [FLUSHES TOILET]
- Crunch, is everything OK?
- [CRUNCH] Yeah.
What... what's happening,
exactly?
- Nothing.
- What?
I'm being held at
gunpoint by a pirate.
I'm in the bathroom.
What do you think, Francie?
All right. Sorry
for f***in' askin'!
I ain't leavin'
without the 30 grand.
Sorry, Sinbad, but I don't think
that musketoon's gonna even fire.
So go ahead and pull the trigger
'cause I got no painting,
no Nicky and
no 30 f***ing grand!
Who owns that
f***in' bike outside?
Wait a minute, man.
[MUSIC ON RADIO]
- [GRUNTING] What the f***?
- What's going on?
- Nicky's back.
- What?
And so am I.
What the f*** just happened?
Fate! Fate is
what just happened.
[CRUNCH ON PHONE] Uncle Paddy.
How are you, lad?
Still in the land of the living?
You wanted to know when I was
ready to go back to work.
Well, I'm ready.
- Citizenship?
- Various.
Anything to declare?
Nothing but my undying
love for you, beautiful.
Pull over.
[CRUNCH] Hey, Paddy?
[WHISTLES]
[FRANCIE] What's that?
A Seurat.
If this is even close to real,
Paddy's gonna make a bundle.
Oh, it's real.
I was hoping to get Paddy
to move it for me.
Oh, hi. I'm Nicky...
I know.
Right.
Well, could you be so kind as to give me
and my brother a moment here to catch up?
So.
How'd you get the scar?
Motorbike?
No.
All right, man.
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