The Amazing Wizard of Paws Page #4

In the right hands,

it can do nothing but good.

But in the wrong hands,

the hands of evil,

it can do nothing but bad,

it can only destroy.

If the Lord Gargheon comes back,

you must destroy the book.

What happens if the book

is destroyed?

Then neither good nor evil

can use the magic.

I'll lose all my powers

to do magic?

Magic fueled by the book, yes.

You need to enter

the school talent show.

Why? It will help you

get over your social anxiety.

That's what you're for.

You help me do that.

And I'm helping you by telling you

to enter the school talent show.

I'm scared.

Of what?

You know I don't like crowds.

That's why you have me.

Look, you're my best friend

in the whole world.

I wouldn't be able to get out of bed

if it weren't for you.

You're going to be the greatest magician

in the world, remember?

I guess it would be kind of fun

entertaining people.

It's a great feeling

to make someone smile.

You've got magic powers now, kid.

Do you really think

we should enter?

If you don't, I will.

Hey, kid, what'd I tell you

about bringing that dog

in here the last time?

Abracadabra. Do be tiny.

What you trying,

some hocus-pocus on me?

What-What you do to me?

Come on, Ozzy. Let's go.

What'd you do to me, man?

Where y'all goin... Hey! Hey!

You did not... Hey!

Hey, on the house,

you could have a milkshake.

You could have

some French fries.

Just come back

and make me big again.

I'm too insecure like this.

I warned you, Tiny.

You're fired.

I'm what?!

You need to do

more prestidigitation.

You mean like sleight of hand?

Close-up magic, right?

Prestidigitation.

But I can't seem

to pronounce it.

Prestidigita-tation.

Prestidigitation.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

You know, coin tricks,

card tricks,

floating objects,

swapping things under cups.

Prestipaticipation.

Artisticat...

constipation.

Prestidigitation.

Yeah, I can do this.

I can do this.

I can't do this.

Don't be nervous. I'm here.

And remember,

nothing too spectacular.

Thump, thump goes my drums

And the sound of my heart

when you're near

Oh, say, can you see

By the dawn's early light

And the home of the brave

Good evening,

ladies and gentlemen,

teachers and students.

Lam the Great Bobbini,

and this is

my trusty assistant Ozzy.

Better wow them now,

or you've lost 'em.

I thought you said

don't overdo it.

I make mistakes.

And now shall make

my trusty assistant Ozzy disappear.

Ozzy.

And now for my final trick.

Ozzy, please.

That was great, wasn't it?

That was great, wasn't it?

- You were great.

- You were great.

See, and the magic made you

come out of your shell.

You weren't shy.

Yeah, I guess it did.

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