JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): Hello? This is Jonah Jameson, roger, over. Is this thing on? Listen, SCOOP, crime reports are coming in from all over the city and I'm starting to get worried.

[The Spider signal appears.]

JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): Did you see that? The Spider signal! With Spiderman nearby, trouble can't be far away. And you know what trouble means...

JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): Headlines! That's a news coverage, so don't screw this up! I mean... uhh... good luck.

[We turn into an alleyway. Spiderman shows up.]

SPIDERMAN:
Hey, you shouldn't be out here!

[He jumps onto the hood of the SCOOP.]

SPIDERMAN:
With Doc Ock on the loose, this could be the most dangerous night of my life, and yours!

[An explosion occurs in the background.]

SPIDERMAN:
Be careful. Nice shades.

JONAH JAMESON:
Was that Spiderman? That no good-- [static] --red leotard!

[We swerve to avoid a dump truck and into a warehouse.]

HOBGOBLIN:
Doctor Octopus, everything's going as planned!

[We see the Sinister Syndicate messing with the stolen Statue of liberty.]

DOC OCK:
Excellent! And with my anti-gravity cannon, even Spiderman won't be able to stop me!

HOBGOBLIN:
You mean stop us!

DOC OCK:
Yes, of course.

JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): Hey, what's going on?

ELECTRO:
What was that?

[Electro flees to another section of the warehouse. As we try to escape, Electro ambushes us with an electric power cord.]

ELECTRO:
Intruders! If you think you're getting out of here, you're in for a shock!

[Electro plugs the cord up, shocking us. We manage to escape, but not before running into Doc Ock and Scream.]

DOC OCK:
Out of the way! They're mine!

DOC OCK:
Stop them!

[We escape into the sewers, where Spiderman is waiting.]

SPIDERMAN:
So much for being careful. Just get back to the Bugle and-- [Hydroman appears.] Uh-oh.

DOC OCK:
Don't leave now. Things are just starting to heat up! Ha ha ha!

HOBGOBLIN:
Trick or treat, smell my feet, time to blow you off the street! Ha ha ha!

SPIDERMAN:
Look out!

HOBGOBLIN:
Spiderman!

SPIDERMAN:
Oh no, you don't!

JONAH JAMESON (ON RADIO): SCOOP! My beautiful SCOOP!

SPIDERMAN:
Wow, that was close!

[Doc Ock attacks with his anti-gravity cannon.]

SPIDERMAN:
Whoa! Doc, your aim's worse than your haircut!

DOC OCK:
Well, it's good enough for your sitting-duck friends!

[Dock blasts us with the cannon. Fog fills up the rider's vision.]

DOC OCK:
Have a nice trip! Ha ha ha ha!

SPIDERMAN:
Hey, wait for me! You're not insured for this!

[Spidey grabs us with his web.]

SPIDERMAN:
Hang on! I'm webbing you down from here!

ELECTRO:
You punks have short-circuited our plans long enough!

HYDROMAN:
You're taking a dive!

SPIDERMAN:
Guess again, super-goon!

ELECTRO:
Spiderman!

DOC OCK:
Happy landings!

SPIDERMAN:
No!

SPIDERMAN:
Guess that wraps things up. You guys did all right.

SPIDERMAN:
Don't give up your day job. Say cheese! [takes our picture] See you later!

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