The Alarmist Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1997
- 92 min
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Here's a real honey.
It's a .454 revolver...
designed as the ultimate
big game handgun.
It's got a iron sight
for distance...
but up close--
Oh, my.
You scared?
Yes, very much so.
That's a heaIthy response.
Anybody tries anything here...
it'll be his last thing.
I don't need one of your systems.
I got my own system.
You stock up.
F***ing subhumanoids--
They take everything.
You think you know
what's going on.
You don't know sh*t!
This is reality!
This is the f***ing answer!
So you just move on!
No sale here, Mr. Security.
Today, the most
unbelievable old guy...
- this crazed potential client--
- Yeah?
I'm in his house
and he gets out--
I swear to God--
an arsenal.
I know the type.
But you can use that.
Fear of the armed populace,
et cetera.
Yeah.
You definitely have a knack.
You know that?
- I guess.
- No, I'm telling you.
I have not seen a raw talent like yours
since-- I don't know when.
- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.
Cheers.
- Do you know what grows a business?
- What?
I don't know.
Look, I got this guy.
He's a director.
He's very talented.
He's putting together
a commercial for me.
- Really?
- Yeah.
We're looking for an on-air--
What do you call it?
- Spokesman.
- Yeah.
- I don't know. Who?
- You.
- Me?
- Yep.
You want me to be on TV?
Yes, I do.
Come on.
You're a natural.
You have that all-American thing, man.
Trust me.
You're a fresh face.
I've never been very good
with school plays or anything.
You'll be a star in your own time
like that "Where's the beef?" c*nt.
It'll be fun.
- Impress the hell out of the broads.
- You think?
Please.
I was a snowflake once.
I can beIieve that.
- Do you do it all in one day?
- We can do this in one day.
- You do different angles?
- You can do camera angles.
- You can do coverage--
- What do you mean, coverage?
This is Shelly, the director.
Shelly, this is Tommy.
Nice to meet you.
- Thank you.
- You'll have a good time today.
Look, he's a little nervous.
How cute!
I love this guy.
What a face.
- He's the best.
- It's the face.
Can I have the makeup lady
over here, please?
- What's the matter?
- I don't know if I can do this.
- What do you mean? Why?
- I feel sick.
No, you're just nervous.
It's nerves.
- Have some water. What?
- Excuse me.
I want you to go
with this nice lady.
She'll take good care of you.
We'll see you in a few minutes.
Be kind to her.
- Can I talk to you?
- Yeah, sure. What's up?
I could have brought
a real actor, but no.
- You insisted we use this guy.
- Yeah.
- You promised me he's a natural.
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