The Adventures of Pluto Nash Page #7

I'll call you back.

Stay here!

Bruno, enough!

Rowland, it's Pluto.

I got to get to the Far Side.

I need you to get me a spacesuit.

Make that two spacesuits.

One for a female about 5'7".

I'll tell you when I get there.

- This is Dina.

- Nice to meet you.

Hi. Thanks.

I'm getting ready to leave town.

How will you get to the Far Side?

Walk there?

I got that covered.

I'm arranging for some transportation.

That's it.

- Code generator serial number?

- 8-7-4-3-5-0-8.

Check.

It's not my business, but why don't we

just rent a car instead of stealing one?

Because you can't rent these.

- What's so special about it?

- It's a Chrysler DeSoto S-5000.

It cruises on a 14-inch cushion of air,

hikes up to 64 inches in rough terrain.

It's heat and meteor resistant,

with a torque compressor power thrust...

...and a kick-ass sound system.

Trust me on this one.

Bruno, I need an ignition chip.

This might do the trick.

It will work perfect.

I love a place where your bodyguard

and car have interchangeable parts.

Smart-ass. After you.

Good evening, Mr. Vandervoort.

James here. Aren't you early, sir?

We're surprising Mrs. Vandervoort

with some jam and scones...

...and picking her up

at a spa on the Far Side.

You're not Mr. Vandervoort at all.

You're some hooligan

trying to steal his motorcar.

I won't have it!

Shut up and drive. Head for the Far Side.

I'll give you to the count of three

before I alert the authorities. One.

Sorry, James. You're too late.

I have disconnected your alarm relay.

So get moving, Jimmy boy,

or you'll have a speech impediment.

Good God, I'm being stolen!

Take over for a while, James.

I will not be an accomplice in this.

You're not an accomplice,

you're a hostage. Do it.

- I won't be intimidated.

- Do it!

All right.

Thank you.

Nice work, James.

Yeah, James. You little a**hole.

I heard that.

- How are you holding up?

- Fine.

Listen, I won't let anything happen to you.

I promise.

All right.

How long does the night last up here?

Two weeks.

- That's so depressing.

- No, it's not. It's nice. Look at this.

When I was a little boy,

I used to come out here with Rowland...

...look up and count the stars,

and dream about what was out there.

I never heard such drivel in my life!

What kind of refreshments

you got back here?

Dreadfully sorry, sir.

We weren't expecting anyone.

I know you got something.

You going to make me house it?

Champagne and caviar!

Don't touch those, they're for guests!

James, we are guests.

He'll get her drunk

and have his way with her.

You know something?

Bad luck, old boy!

We were ambushed?

- Ambushed?

- Yes, sir.

Really? They're just not playing fair.

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