The Adventures of Pluto Nash Page #5

four hours later, I get a simple answer.

Boss?

Where did the boss go?

I don't know. Out.

He said to wait for him here.

Out?

He never goes anywhere without me.

And I heard that toaster crack.

Bruno, give me that old badge you got.

- Who are we going to arrest?

- I need your help.

Sure.

Where are we going?

It's just got to be the two of us.

You go next time. Promise.

That's gratitude for you.

We were hoping that for our anniversary

we could get a brand-new us.

How romantic.

You're in luck!

I just happen to have a cancellation.

Fantastic!

Are you all original

or have you been previously improved?

All original.

Really?

Yes, from top to bottom.

Okay, then.

Well, what exactly did you have in mind?

We were thinking we could start

with some ass-resculpting for her...

...to get a little more bubblage...

I happen to have a great ass!

I'm not saying your ass isn't great.

We'd like something...

Could you do something

about his big mouth?

Do you have any catalogues?

Maybe we could get some ideas.

Come this way,

I'll show you exactly what you want.

Thank you.

Come on, honey.

Look at the asses on the wall.

Yeah. Don't push it.

Let's start with some

of the basic body types.

Here's one I think you'll really like.

The Amazon.

I don't like that. That makes me

look like a big dufus, doesn't it?

- Where would we buy clothes?

- I don't want to be the big dufus.

Good point. Let me try again.

This one I'm particularly proud of.

The Venice Beach.

Wait a minute.

I think you done found something there.

Look at that, honey.

Yeah, look at that. Look at me!

This is me?

It could be.

Honey, I'm looking and I'm thinking...

...you should rethink the ass enhancement.

It will work. It will help out.

What you want is to have a... You know?

She also needs a little more of this, too,

up top. Can you fix this?

If you could spruce these up a little.

Just a little sprucier.

I know that she has ample now.

But I'm talking titties galore.

Let's have the titties really flowing.

Yeah, like that.

Look at that.

Why don't we step into my office

and discuss the terms?

Yes, let's go in and sign up! Look at that!

Before we get started, there's a few things

I'd like to talk over with you.

First of all, will you be paying in cash...

...or would you like to take advantage

of our flexible financing plan?

All in cash, all at once.

- Excellent! Medical records?

- Right here.

And police permit?

Our police permits?

I think you'll find

that our police permits are in order.

Police permits.

Sorry, no can do. Not without

a police permit. It's Body Alteration 101.

You could be fugitives, killers, anybody.

No, we're just a couple trying

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