The ABCs of Death Page #4
Like, like somebody
actually dies?
Actually,
that's a great idea.
Like we kill an animal
or something?
Yeah, it wouldn't have
to be a person.
We could kill an animal.
Nobody gives a sh*t
about animals.
But what animal
could we kill?
- It's gotta start
with a 'q'...
- A 'q'.
...Or something to do
with a 'q.'
A f***ing 'q'.
Actually,
he's kind of cute.
- Yeah, he is.
- Hey, mr. Quackers,
come here.
yes, yes...
- ( quacks )
- ahhh, f***!
Let's kill
this f***ing duck.
Juan, you might wanna
back up just a little bit.
Alright.
Ok, so how do
we wanna do this?
Well, we gotta
make sure we pretty much
kill it right away.
- We don't want it
to suffer too much.
- Right, right, right,
Yeah, yeah. This isn't
a snuff film, this is art.
Ducks die
all the time for food.
Ok... Yeah, yeah.
This is what you eat, america!
You american pigs!
They're the real killers,
not us.
That's right, yeah.
Hey, juan,
We're gonna just
tail-slate this.
Is that cool?
Alright...
So on the count of three?
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- Alright.
- One...
- ( c*cks )
Two...
Thrrr...
Hold on a second.
Can you just shoot the duck?
I mean I--
I know it's my,
umm, you know, thing...
But uhhh if you
would shoot the duck,
I'd appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Ok... One...
Two...
( clicks )
This f***ing thing,
goddamnit.
- You got the safety on?
- You know, I don't even know
what side it's on.
Yeah, it's that thing
sticking out the side
right there.
( both grunt )
( coughs )
Oh, oh sh*t!
( marker scratching )
( laughs )
( man whoops )
- ( people chattering )
( high-pitched tone )
( tone stops )
( clatters )
- ( mouths )
( squelching )
( farts )
( clatters )
( choking )
( cracks )
( rips )
( sizzling )
( blood squelches,
splattering )
- ( chokes )
( rattles )
Ugh.
( clangs )
( creaking, bangs )
( rain pattering )
Let go of me,
What you're trying to do,
can't be done.
Hell's coming down on you.
I'm just along for
the ride, baby.
- Want me to shoot you?
- You can't kill me.
( clicks )
- Lucky!
- ( laughs )
Yeah, woo-f***ing-hoo,
it's my lucky day,
you f***ing psycho!
Enjoy the ride, b*tch!
F*** you! Motherf***er!
( banging )
( bangs )
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