The 60 Yard Line Page #3

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this craziness.

I'm moving to Florida.

You boys interested

in the house or what?

Ah, hey. I'll ask the

questions here, Rick.

Final question, is it required

for all old people

to move to Florida?

[men chanting Zagger]

Huddle.

Think about it.

No more parking lot living room.

We could have an

actual living room.

It would be like the

40, the 50, The Sixty,

The Sixty Yard Line,

that's what we'll call it.

The Sixty Yard Line.

Aren't your funds a little

tied up at the moment?

No. Yes. Maybe.

But this is perfect

for Amy and I.

It's perfect for me.

I can get divorce-drunk here.

[Ben] I mean Amy

likes the Pack.

Yeah.

But she also really wants

the wedding really bad.

Yeah. Okay, ready? Break!

Ugh, I'm sorry, but I

just, I can't do it...

Hey, Rick!

What's up, fellas?

...wait to become

a home-owner.

- I'll take it.

- [Boy] Ahman, man!

You haven't said one word

about the practice today.

- Did our offense look tight?

- Oh, yeah. It was real tight.

It was like

jeans-out-of-the-dryer tight.

They ran a lot of slot plays.

Green Right, Strong Slot two.

Go left. Uh, Y Banana.

It's fun to just say

slot and Y Banana,

in the same sentence and

not make it sound dirty?

Right. Right.

Go right, go right.

- Oh, gosh.

- Right.

I'm sorry, I got

confused with the plays.

And I got you this.

Oh, my gosh!

- Wait, who?

- Tauscher.

I love him, his hair.

And while we were there,

Ahman Green rode right by,

and guess what he said?

He looked right at us, and

he's like, "What's up, fellas?"

- Go right.

- What is this little surprise?

- Close your eyes.

- I'm driving.

- Perfect, do it anyways.

- No.

[Ben] Pull in here.

Right here, this is it.

Come on, come on.

- [Amy] What's going on?

- Just don't speak.

I know just what

you're thinking.

[Amy] Don't give me

the No Doubt treatment.

What's going on?

Okay. Just wait.

- How do you have a key?

- Shh.

[Ben] No talking.

What?

[upbeat music]

Oh, you're too, oh, sorry.

First back here.

Okay, so there's this, huh?

Okay, now back inside.

So...

Right?

Oh, oh, I can speak now?

Oh, yeah.

I mean I just, I was thinking,

I love you, and...

So glad that you came

to that conclusion.

And holy balls, I

want to marry you.

- But...

- But?

Just hold on.

If we get married while

we're still in our apartment,

are we really taking our

relationship to the next level,

which is what we

both want, right?

But if we buy a house together,

that's huge.

Ben.

What did you do?

Did you buy this house?

Surprise!

This is the little surprise

that you were talking about?

No.

- Yes.

- Ben!

- [Ben] Maybe?

- What? What?

- Listen.

- What?

I have it all planned out.

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