That Thing You Do! Page #6

like, two people.

That's for

birthday greetings.

You're talkin'

to Spartacus here.

I happen to have a relative

in the record industry.

Ooh. Uncle Bob?

Uncle-

who's Uncle Bob?

[Laughing]

He records church music.

Choirs, favorite sermons,

stuff my mom listens to.

So could he

record our music?

Guy:
Maybe.

Wouldn't do it

for free.

And we'd have to

watch our language.

[Airplane]

[Pop]

- That was swingin', man.

- [Shouts]

- [Lenny] Swingin'?

- Swingin'.

That's good, right? Swinging's good?

- [Jimmy] I think it was still too fast.

- Are we done?

Thank you, Uncle Bob.

Thank you very, very much.

- Say hi to your dad for me, huh?

- You got it.

What about "All My Only Dreams"?

I gotta be in Buffalo at 7:00

and record a children's choir.

- We only got that one take.

- Hey, Uncle Bob.

When are we gonna get these records?

Uh-

- Luke 21:
19.

- "In your patience possess ye your souls."

Luke. Who's Luke?

When are we gettin' the record?

Wednesday.

What about the "B" side?

"All My Only Dreams" on the "B" side.

We need it for the "B" side.

Come on. It won't take very long.

Uncle Bob, please!

L- I can do it in one take.

Just one take.

- One take.

- One take.

[Girl]

Kelly, come on. Come on!

Hey, these are

The O-neders?

No. It's The One-ders.

The One-ders. O-N-E.

- But the band is playing here tonight?

- Yeah.

- They made a record?

- Yeah.

Neato.

Here, your change.

Thank you.

Girl:
So you mean,

you can see me from up there?

Oh, crystal clearly.

You've been here

every night.

You know, you guys

are way better than anything.

I told my parents I was going over

to my friends'-

Bobbie and Joanne-

to study, but I didn't.

I came here, instead.

I'm stooping to subterfuge

for you guys.

Hoo hoo. Subter-

Hey, uh, Skitch,

your girlfriend

just walked in the door.

[Stammers]

Oh, great.

Tina made it.

I'll handle this.

Don't worry.

Thanks.

Hi. I'm Lenny.

Hi.

What's your name?

Chrissy.

T. Hey. You came!

As promised.

Hey!

And look.

New dancing shoes.

Ah. You look great.

Yeah, he's got a very

pretty girlfriend, doesn't he?

Is it serious,

do you know?

Very serious.

I'm single.

What about

the bass player?

He's married.

Is it always

this smoky?

Hey, Ringo,

it's showtime.

Come on, you should've

been on five minutes ago.

[Pop]

[Singing]

[Ends]

[Cheering]

- Whoo!

- [Whistles]

Thank you, Erie, P. A!

[Screaming]

- [Shouting]

- Wow!

Thanks, Guy!

Oh, great! Yeah!

- Come on.

- Hey, it's a riot.

- Thank you.

- No, no. This means that they want an encore!

- Oh, yeah, right!

- Yeah!

I need you down here right now.

I got a riot goin' on.

- Wait. A riot. Get down here!

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