That Old Feeling Page #5

I'll get roasted by the press.

I hope they kill each other.

Are you all right? Oh, yeah!

Yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Call me irresponsible

Call me unreliable

Go on and throw in

undependable

Too

Well, do my foolish alibis

Come on. Admit it.

Isn't it great not having

that penned up anymore?

Bore you

You poor thing.

Are you all right?

You don't even

have to talk about it.

I know what it must have been like trapped

out there with that wicked tongue.

I hope you gave it right back

to her as good as she gave it.

Oh, I know I did.

May we have your attention,

please?

The bride's parents?

Where are the bride's parents?

Ah, the lovely mother

and the handsome dad.

Why don't you two little lovebirds

show us what it's all about?

I thought you told them

not to do this.

I thought you did. No!

Go ahead. I want you to.

Oh, God, Keith!

Can you believe it?

How are you? Well, I'm... I'm

just completely horrified.

How are you? I'm very upset.

Why the hell did we do that?

Why else? Alcohol.

I guess it was

just some old itch...

lurking around down there

in some sick hidden place.

It just sort of, uh, popped up.

That's not funny.

We just committed adultery.

I know what we committed.

I am as upset about it

as you are.

Well, I don't think

anyone suspects.

Not with us. Are you kidding?

It's unthinkable.

Look at them over there.

Alan thinks I've made some kind

of psychological breakthrough.

- Look.

- And now the groom's parents.

We got away with it.

So what do you say we just...

get through this dance,

go home,

forget that it ever happened?

Good idea.

It was good though, wasn't it?

I mean, wasn't it?

- It was good?

- It was very good.

You sure know how to send me

to the chiropractor.

Oh, so you miss me that way?

No comment.

And now the newlyweds.

Look, I don't know what I'm gonna

do when this dance is over.

Oh, God. I feel the same way.

Let's just have one more dance.

No. We can't. They'll know.

This is it then? It has to be.

Well, never ever

in my wildest dreams...

Who the hell knows

anything anyway, right?

Not me.

- Good-bye, Danny.

-

Good-bye, Lilly.

See? You had nothing

to worry about.

Mm-hmm.

I was so proud of you today.

Do we have to bring these quivering

little rats with us everywhere we go?

She didn't mean that.

Yes, I meant it.

Okay, what is it?

Nothing, nothing.

Alan, can we go home now? I think

I know why you're agitated.

What do you mean?

Well, in layman's terms,

it's a rush from finally having

released all that anger toward Dan.

Do you remember we talked

about psychological mastery?

I know you thought I was

blathering on at the time.

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