That Darn Cat! Page #2

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Move it, will you?

[Meowing]

What do you think you're doing?

Not that way, Dan,

somebody will hear.

[Stammering] He wanted to go out.

I... I didn't make a break.

I... I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't.

Okay.

Okay.

Because I got friends.

Ten little lead-nosed friends in here.

And they all run faster

than you do, Moms.

[Stammering] I know.

Now, let's get one thing straight.

Don't touch that door again.

Not that door,

or any window in there.

- You got that straight?

- Got it?

- Yes.

- You just used up all your luck, lady.

Now, don't try me again.

How about Thursday night

at the drive-in?

- What's playing?

- Night of the Surter.

- What was that we saw tonight?

- Surter Beach Party.

- And the night before last?

- Son of Surt and Sinbad the Surter.

- Double feature.

- Canoe...

Do you ever get a spooky feeling

that we keep seeing

the same movie over and over?

And all they do

is change the titles a little?

Yeah, it's terrific stuff, isn't it?

Couldn't we, just once,

see a nice quiet movie,

where boy meets girl,

they have problems

which aren't weird, they fall in love,

and live happily ever after?

Why would you want

to see unhealthy stuff like that?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe once

I'd like to go to a movie

where I don't get seasick.

I'll make you a deal.

You go with me Thursday night,

next time I'll take you to one of those

happily ever after clambakes. Deal?

- I guess.

- Where's the thing playing?

Oh, who knows? Maybe they don't

make movies like that anymore.

Well, sure.

You wanna know why?

Because people don't want to

be depressed by all that slop.

Ha! That Henderson boy went

right into the house with her.

[Shouting] Right into the house.

She and the Henderson boy,

the two of them.

Why shouldn't he go

in the house?

He's been hanging around

since he was old enough to wave bye-bye.

Nevertheless,

they happen to represent

two separate and distinct

members of the opposite sex.

- Alone, in that house.

- You tell them, kid.

With their parents all over Europe,

someone's got to keep an eye

on those girls.

Meantime,

by authority of

the Federal Communications Commission,

and the grace of

a kindly Providence,

which gave me the power of

not having to listen to people,

I am now going off the air.

Don't you dare take that thing off!

I haven't finished talking.

Good night, old woman.

I can't hear what you're sayin',

but whatever it is,

I disagree with you 100 percent.

[Canoe] You're out of peanut butter.

How come there aren't any olives?

- [Girl] Put them on the shopping list.

- Okay.

- Hi, DC.

- [Meowing]

You know, Patti,

sometimes you worry me.

You don't eat enough

to keep a bird alive.

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