That Awkward Moment Page #3
Because that guy
was f***ing awesome.
That girl's staring at you
at the end of the bar.
Should I look?
No, not yet.
Now.
No.
Now.
No.
Yeah, go ahead and look.
Night away?
Yeah. She was f***ing Harold.
There's always a Harold.
There's always a Harold.
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
When I was a kid, I used to open
all the windows in my bedroom
when it was freezing, and just
lay on top of the covers.
Why?
I wanted to understand what
it felt like to be homeless.
Do you understand that feeling?
Just needing to know?
Wow.
I know.
He f***ing looked
like Morris Chestnut.
Who looks like Morris Chestnut?
It is not a good look. Nobody
should look like Morris Chestnut.
Okay, who is Morris Chestnut?
Apparently, he's a great lawyer.
Well, I wrote my number on this.
Use it when you're ready.
Look, is this the part
where we go home?
'Cause I'm not
really in the mood.
You're sitting on my coat.
Hmm.
I am.
It's okay. Thanks.
Mmm-hmm.
Good night.
Good night.
Hey.
I'm gonna get a drink.
You want a drink?
Oh, no. I'm good.
Let me get you a drink.
What, a vodka soda?
No, no, no.
My man.
No.
Come on.
It's just a drink.
Oh, no. I'm good.
Thank you.
I need a drink, too.
I'll get you a drink.
Honestly, what if
I enjoy the drink?
What happens then?
I'd love to hear what
I'll tell you what happens.
We go play beer pong
with your two roommates
until I end up back at
yours in Murray Hill?
Yeah, that's right.
How did you know that?
And then we'll have to listen to
your roommate have sex with Hilary
or Emily or whatever the girl's
name is until we fall asleep.
And then a year later, we're
still playing beer pong
in the same bars
with your friends.
Except now you feel pressure
to get married and have kids
'cause you think
that's what I want.
Then in the summers, drive up
to the Hamptons
to meet his parents,
wondering the whole ride if they're
going to think you're pretty enough.
Smart.
Wondering the whole ride,
if they're going to
think you're smart enough.
Because no one is. And then we
have to drink shitty chardonnay.
And have shitty conversations.
About shitty people.
With his shitty mother.
Who, let's face it, doesn't
think you're smart enough.
Pretty.
Who, let's face it, doesn't
think you're pretty enough.
Because no one is.
No one ever will be.
What was all that sh*t? Look,
I'm just talking about a drink.
Yeah, but it wasn't just
a drink, though, was it?
It was a marriage proposal.
Oh, marriage. No, I was...
Just a vodka soda.
F*** you guys. I'm...
Drink?
Yeah.
You're amazing.
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