Thank You

Synopsis: Raj, Yogi and Vikram - best friends, business partners, serial womanizers and happily married! Happy, because their lovely wives have no clue that their husbands cheat on them with every pretty young thing they can lay their eyes on. This picture perfect world is rocked when Raj's wife, Sanjana begins to suspect her husband and hires the suave private detective, Kishan, to tail him. Kishan's built his reputation as a man who saves marriages by getting erring husbands to mend their ways. In this particular case, however, his overwhelming attraction towards Sanjana means he may not be acting in her best interest! What follows is a crazy cat and mouse game, with Kishan trying to catch the husbands with their pants down literally and them attempting to just stay outside his grasp.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: UTV Communications
  1 win & 1 nomination.
125 min


we aren't happy...

it seems as if we are

living a compromise.

The spark is gone.

Our marriage isn't working out.

Alright, Raj.

I won't hold you back.

You are free.

I don't mean to say it's your mistake.

It's my mistake.

When you love someone...

you shouldn't marry that person.

The love vanishes, right?

Probably... but I

should've married Kiran.

She had the hots for me.

She was hot.

She was mind-blowing!

She could suck the

daylights out of me!

You're so stupid, Raj!

You can't even fake a fight.

But I don't know how a couple fight.

Stop it.

Are you crying?

Who was Kiran?


The mind-blowing one,

whom you wanted to marry.

Oh boy!

Fake fight, fake girl !

If another girl

walks into your life...

I'll kill myself.

Sanjana, don't say that.

It's always been you,

and always will be.

Cheer up.

I love you. Come here.

- Bye... - Bye, love.

- No, I don't want to take care of...

- Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Not Jogi, this is Yogi.

Y-O-G-I, Yogi.

Forget it.

Laughing at my misery?

Cool it, dude.

Don't take it out on me.

I was venting it on the Chinese guy.

I'm taking a loss because of you.


Yes, the yacht deal.

Vikram said it was

cancelled because of you.

Are you trying to

bring down the company?

Why... what have I done?

Were you showing the yacht to the

girl or were you seranading her?

Take a look!

''Your eyes are intoxicating.''

''You hair is silky.''

Raj, move it.

''God has sent you for me.''

''O Kiran, you are mine.''

Oh my God!

You wrote this for me?

He knows only one song.

All he does is change the girl's name.


Can I see some more?

You know, I deal in yachts...

but you've inspired the poet in me.

You're so amazing. I think

I'm falling in love with you.

Now, you'll feel the

melody in my heart.


You remembered to draw the curtains

but you forgot to switch off the CCTV!

And then the girl's mother showed up.


Hello... you don't know who I am.

Why do you hire such people?

Wait and watch.

I'm going to give

this CD to the police.

Raj, you're finished.

Why are you laughing?

The girl's mother showed up.

Forget the police, the boss would've

made sure she didn't go anywhere.

So, boss, what happened?

Nobody understands women like I do.

A woman's greatest weakness is that...

she never wants to age.

I struck at that chord.

You are her mother?

In soap operas the mother

looks younger than the daughter.

Maybe her sister but...

you are kidding, aren't you?

Well, thanks for the compliment.

But it's true. She is my daughter.

When I was sure she had stepped

into the trap, I went for the kill.

Women love flattery.

What a pretty face you have!

Your beautiful eyes,

your luscious lips...


May I look into your eyes for a bit?

May I?

- Then? - Well...

she had come to cancel the deal but...

went back with two yachts!

That's amazing, boss!


Sometimes I envy you guys.

- But why?

You guys flirt

blatantly yet don't get caught.

I was so discreet

but still got caught.

I still don't know who

my wife's best friend is.

Her friend who told her everything

about me and ruined my life.


Oh... you're home early.

Where are you going?

Back to office.

Next time I will call you,

ask for your permission...

and come home only if you want me to.

I was happy to see you.

Well, you don't look happy.

I'm filled with happiness.

Alright, I'll install an x-ray machine

in my eyes so I can look inside you.

Get me some tea.


Where is the saucer?

Sorry, I'll get it.

And I'm supposed to

hold this until then?

It's a tea cup, not the World cup.

Let me take it.

Tell me something...

You will take the cup to the kitchen,

then place it on the saucer...

then walk all the way back,

won't the tea become cold?

I'll heat it.

Trying to be funny?

Don't you know that heating

tea again makes it poisonous?

Why don't you just give me poison?

I'll make it afresh.


You think I have tea plantations,

sugar mills, dairy farms?

If you make more tea, I'll go broke.

Are you crying?

No, I'm not.

Is that water flowing from your eyes?

Now what did I say?

As your husband, can I

not tell you something?

I told you, I'm not crying.

You aren't?

Then why don't you laugh?

If you aren't crying, laugh.



Good. Much better.

Okay, bye.

Sanjana... hi.

Hi Maya.

Yogi, isn't that a lot to carry?


Listen, why don't you

get us some coffee. Quick.

So, how is Raj?

Baby, why are you

keeping these bags here?

Who will watch them?

Oh and get my sandals from that store.

Thank you.

So, how is Raj?

Maya, what's this?

Is he your husband or a servant?

I know you caught Yogi with a girl...

but this is not the way to treat him.

Sanjana, I shall

never forget what he did.

Why don't you divorce him?

I had thought of that,

but my best friend...

said that it's better to train

an old dog than buy a new one.

Who knows how the new one will be!

Maya, dogs are...

Sanjana, all men are dogs.

But the one quality that

dogs possess, loyalty...

that's what men lack!

Thank God! Raj isn't like that.

You also bought this necklace?

You have a similar one...

There was a 'buy one, get one

free' offer and I bought one.

'Buy one, get one free'?

Yes. Didn't Raj give

you the other one?


that means he gave it to someone else.

Sanjana, you are stupid.

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