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Happy New Year!
Sigma, Phi, Omega, hey!|Sigma, Phi, Omega, hey!
Sigma, Phi, Omega, hey!|Sigma, Phi, Omega, heeeeeeey!
Hey, there she is now.
Will you tell me what|she sees in you, please?
Can you figure this one out, Ed?
I mean, now, this guy's got some luck.
Women are strange, Doctor.
Very strange. Right, Ed. Sensitive.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't|mind going in your place.
Yeah, you would,|wouldn't you, you devil?
You want him to fill in|for ya? Huh? Offensive.
This is true love, old|man. Touch, Jackson.
Look, Alana's nice. Confused, but nice.
Hey, there she goes.
Now, what do you say, huh? Huh?
You trust me? Okay. We're|gonna take good care of you.
Come on. Let's go.
What are you laughing at? Come on!
Laid, sir? Me, sir?
Okay. Bare tit. See what you can do.
Sorry. After you get laid.
Well, happy New Year anyway,|buddy. Hey, same to you, Doc.
Is that real? Is the pope Catholic?
I don't know what you're gonna|do when we get to med school.
I'm losing my nerve. I|don't even know this guy.
Mitchy! You look adorable!
I feel like an idiot.|You can't chicken out now.
Come on. It'll be fun. Fun?
Oh, my God. Look at this place!
Who is that? I don't know.
Some friend of Doc's.|Anyway, you know what to do.
Okay? Yeah, but I don't like it.
Go get her, tiger. Come|on, Kenny. Go for it.!
Go on.! Mitchy.!
Don't be afraid, Kenny.
Hey, what are you doing? Mitchy!
Now, look, you really|want her, right? Mm-hmm.
Okay. Go ahead.
We'll be down here if|you need us. All right?
Alana? Hello, Kenny.
Don't be shy. This is my first time too.
Kiss me, Kenny.
Yes, it's the opportunity|of a lifetime, my boy!
One more. Hold it. Now!
There you go.
Well, you wouldn't let me buy you a|graduation present, so I got you this instead.
I love you.
Has anyone seen my girlfriend?|She's the one with the big caboose!
You gonna let him get|away with this? No way!
Hey! Now, this is what I call a party!
L-I'd like to propose|a toast. Ridiculous!
That's not toast, my good man. Shut up!
I mean that. Hey, same here.
Oh, yeah! Really.
Let's get the goodies. Come on.|I'll see you later on the train.
Oh, thanks. Are you|guys medical students?
Well, premed. Here's your date, Ed.
Go ahead, help yourself. Oh, my God.
Thank you very much, boys. You're|really a lot of fun. Hey, Doc, give me.
Lot of fun. Come on. Let's|get this thing into gear.
Hey, Donnelly. Take a look at this.
My goodness gracious!
Happy New Year!
Goodies for everybody!
Mr. Conductor! Yeah?
Did you say "all aboard"?|That's ridiculous!
They can't be bored.|I haven't even started.
Hey, Fred, forget it.
She's not your type.|Think of the children!
Come on, baby. Open your eyes.
Come on. Look at me. Just|my luck. She's a lesbian.
Wait a sec. I've got an idea. Let's play|charades, and my word will be "orgy."
Wait, wait, wait! I|think she sprung a leak.
Either that, or she's hissing me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Here, let me give you a hand with that.
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