Ten Inch Hero Page #3

...other days...

So...what kind of tricks do you have in mind?

Well, you'll see tonight.

I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

Woodstock, you know, it was just beautiful.

It was perfect, you know?

It was all about peace, and free love, and music-

And draft orgy. Drugs. Irresponsibility. Freak!

Oh, mister J...don't be a buzzkiller!

Just focus on the love, huh?

Hi.

It's beautiful.

Thank you.

You hungry?

- Yeah.

Oh...no. Thank you for the rock.

Oh, no...don't even think about it.

My karma needs all the help it can get.

Thank you, Trucker.

Okay, so anyway, they move you wrong about the drugs.

And I wish I was alive back then!

I mean, it's just my luck to hit my sexual peak

during a time when...

...when celibacy is cool, and...the only safe sex is watching porn.

I should've peaked 40 years ago!

What it'd be so better with?

I mean, you still wouldn't get laid,

and you'd still be watching porn.

The only difference would be, you'd be wearing more polyester.

She does have a point, Priestly.

But, at least here you have company.

No one's got much, except for...Tish.

- I'm excited about tonite. Oh, what time?

- Eight thirty.

- Bye.

- Bye!

Oh, don't even start with me!

If men are that easy to have fun of, they deserve what they get.

Hey, I'm easy! Don't I deserve it?

Well, Priestly, see, your problem is you always go after the hot chicks.

You know, you gotta raise your expectations, man!

Excuse me?

Well, really good looking women, they're high maintainance.

And without exception...

..completely worthless between the sheets.

Seriously?

God's truth.

Certainly been my experience.

Oh, pff...you guys are pathetic!

All right. Take Tish, for example.

- Right?

Men are so pumped to be with a body like hers,

that all she's gotta do is just lay back and enjoy the ride, you see?

That way she's never gonna develop any skills in bed.

I second that!

Hey, I work hard!

Hey, don't get me wrong!

Attractive women are great to look at, just...

...don't go home with the prom queen.

- Give her the crown, she'll never go down.

- I was the prom queen!

Well, I rest my case.

All, right, that's it!

You. And me. In the office!

I'll show you how I've had my crown!

Women!

They are so easy to have fun of,

They deserve what they get!

D*cks!

Nice! Nice!

Sh*t!

Thank you.

Wow, that was a near death experience!

Thanks.

No problem.

Wow! You draw really good rocks!

They're better than mine.

Wanna know why?

Sure.

I can show you.

You just gotta deepen your shadows, see?

- Don't be afraid to be bold.

- Wow!

Thanks!

That's a...nice subject.

Oh...well, I hope you don't mind,

I'm not a perv or anyhting...

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