Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor Page #4

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I'm gonna take you to the $5.99 buffet.

All right, you!

All right.

- I did.

- Good.

And maybe next time we go,

the lady next to us...

I was watching

and she had the artichoke dip.

- I wanna order that next time.

- I saw it.

- It did look good.

- With the chips.

With the different color chips.

That looked so good.

- Now that.

- With the enchiladas, too.

That's a fine ass b*tch right there.

- Was he talking to me?

- Babe, keep walking.

I know you ain't talkin' to me.

- Show some respect. Kick your ass to hell.

- Baby, come on!

- You know what? You need to be in church!

- Damn it, get in the car, Judith!

Pick up the Bible

since you ain't got no good tact!

- Judith, get in the car.

- Your mama shoulda taught...

Why would you let these

a**holes ruin our night?

Ain't got no kind of manners.

What the hell they talkin' to me like that for?

This is crazy.

Thinking I'm just some

regular b*tch on the street.

Enough, Judith.

- Think they can talk to me like that?

- Enough! Let it go.

I showed 'em!

Just let it go. it doesn't matter.

Their mama shoulda taught them better.

She shoulda had them in school.

- Judith. Judith!

- Not hanging on the street.

Common whore!

- You stupid joker!

- Judith!

Baby, you been really quiet since dinner.

Did I miss something?

You didn't hear that guy?

Babe, I knew that was it.

Yes, I heard him.

Some things you just gotta ignore.

Why can't I ignore the fact

that I didn't feel safe?

Babe, those guys coulda had guns.

We did the right thing.

I just don't like the way I feel.

Baby, I will always protect you.

I'd die for you.

I just wanna go to sleep.

I'm sorry.

I'm with you. If you say "go," I go.

You! Stop it.

- No, I'm being serious.

- You are the worst.

No, come on.

Judith, Harley and I have been going over

the questionnaire you came up with

and he has some questions for you.

You will be putting in some late hours

trying to help him.

You don't mind, do you, mon cheri?

All right.

I will be in my office, darling.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

So you have some questions?

Yes. Yes.

Now, this is actually really good.

Thank you.

I need to formulate a program

that's gonna tell me

what kinda person we're dealing with

just based on your questions.

That's a program I'd like to see.

Well, good, because I need you

to help me build it.

I'm not a programmer.

Well, that's fine.

I just need your expertise on humans.

All of these questions here.

Now, they tell you a little something

about the prospective client, right?

Yes. As well as the people they will attract.

Okay, great.

What I don't understand is

why are there so many questions here

about past relationships.

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