Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Page #4

- Hey.

- April!

- Hey!

What are you running from? Wait, wait!

Shots fired,

Broadway and Centre Street.

Surveillance uplinks

are showing heavy,

heavy Foot Clan activity

at the Broad Street platform.

They're taking hostages, dude.

But you know

we're not supposed to go above ground.

We've done this before.

We started something, we gotta finish it.

This is insane.

That cat is playing Chopsticks

with chopsticks!

Don't be an idiot.

- Aw.

- Okay.

Let's rock 'n' roll, boys!

Run!

Get out!

Go, go!

If you want to live, do it! Go on!

Just stay down!

Get over here!

Keep moving!

Keep your hands

where I can see them!

Move to the side.

- They're bombs.

- Shut up!

On the ground!

Nobody move!

We know you're out there!

If you don't surrender,

we start executing hostages!

Get your head down!

Don't move!

Don't make me

tell you again! Not a word!

Don't look at me!

Don't! Don't do it!

You!

Stand up!

All aboard!

On your 12!

Come on!

That's right.

Like a shadow, bra.

How you like that?

Let's go! Let's move!

They went up that way!

Did you see that?

Here, here.

They climbed up here!

- Right here.

- Some kind of freak!

There were a couple of them!

Whoo! Right past me!

They saved us.

Go, go, go!

Let's go, guys! Both sides!

You see that?

I smoked that dude! S'up?

Yeah, boys, bring it in.

That was amazing.

You were incredible!

Great elbow, Donnie.

Oh, yeah!

That's what I'm talking about.

This is our city! These are our streets!

You mess with us,

you step into the Wu, whoo, Tang!

Ooh, yeah! Did you see that

guy's jaw connect with the concrete?

He'll be drinking

out of a sippy cup for months!

Ah, that's what

I'm talking about, brothers.

Like shadows in the night.

Completely unseen.

What was that?

It's a camera flash.

We know it's a camera flash.

Who's behind the camera flash?

By my calculations,

it's a girl.

Now we got to kill her...

- What?

- With kindness!

Give her some flowers, earn her trust.

- I got this.

- Raph, no, no, no! Come on!

Give me the camera.

Ooh, look,

he's doing his Batman voice.

She's so hot,

I can feel my shell tightening.

We can hear you!

If you don't give me

the camera, I'm gonna...

Enough!

Back off, Raph.

I only saw Batman once!

Ma'am, hello. I apologize.

My colleague here forgot to say "please."

So,

would you please hand over the camera?

No, no, no, no. Whoa.

Whoa. Chill. It's just a mask.

See? Don't freak out.

Right?

Ah!

Oh, I think that went well.

Breathing steady.

Blood pressure stabilizing.

Why are we still here playing doctor?

She may have a head injury.

Uh, correction. She's a hot chick

who may have a head injury,

which makes it our civic duty to...

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