Teenage Caveman Page #5

to keep up with me!

Have a drink.

Try some of this, Sarah.

-No, thanks.

-I'm sorry. I forgot you're royalty.

-To royalty!

-Royalty!

Yeah!

Heather's always been like one

of the boys, huh?

But....

How was it?

Say, "Yeah!" Say, " Line!" You want

a f***ing line? You say, " Hey!"

There's no rules here.

I got dopes.

That was a quick demonstration

to get you started.

Think of Judith and l as...

...teachers.

There's a lot more for us

to teach you than...

...turning on the TV or taking a bath,

et cetera, et cetera.

Easy. If you overdo it,

you'll be useless to me.

Yeah!

-I'm getting stripped.

-Oh, no.

-You see she's not one of the boys?

-Shut up.

What?

David, why don't you

kiss Sarah's neck?

-Bye-bye!

-No, l'll go with you.

David, come on!

You think you're too good for us?

Judith, relax. It's all new to them.

They're scared.

You're right.

You can do anything here.

It's okay to be scared. You get to do

what you want, or not. All right?

-All right.

-Have a good time!

But you know what? Sarah!

You're missing something

quite special...

...because sex with us is like nothing

you've ever f***ing imagined.

And our....

Our heightened senses will....

Ta-ta, darling!

Okay, guys.

Heather, you should lay down.

Get comfortable.

Yeah, take your clothes off.

There are no rules here!

No rules allowed.

He's a mess, isn't he, Judith?

-Yes, there we go!

-Whatever you call these things.

Whoa! The legend is true.

Pound for pound, it's the biggest dick

l've seen in years!

Thank you. Yeah, that's it.

Take her down. Lay her down gently.

That's it, Joshua.

Take it slow, fellas.

Ladies like to be touched softly.

Softly!

Wake up, man.

Be gentle to the lady.

-You hit me.

-I'll f***ing hit you.

It's your fault. I'm not

doing nothing. Just stay still.

I don't think you're doing it right!

-Give me the bottle. I don't want you.

-Your bottle?

What is wrong with you? You don't know

what you're f***ing doing!

-She's f***ing a child.

-It ain't over yet.

What are you doing?

Why don't you lay down?

-I'm gonna tell my mom.

-We'll talk to your mom later.

There you go!

Open the cap, motherf***er.

You ain't doing anything

to make me jealous.

-It's falling out.

-Let me show you.

-All right.

-He's not doing it right.

You want me to show you

what it's like?

Okay, spread your legs, darling.

I'll just do what Vincent wanted

to do. I'll show you how.

-Tell me if it hurts.

-What you looking at?

Back up a bit, Vincent. And stay quiet

and f***ing learn something.

-Man, l ain't gotta learn.

-Yeah, man!

-Okay, you ready?

-Yeah.

-You want a drink, Joshua?

-No.

-What's happening to him?

-Oh, my God!

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