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for the attack.

We take weapons later.

He asks what part of the deal

you did not understand.

He says perhaps his translator

did not make it clear to you.

He says he should fire

his translator?

Do you have any idea

how f***ing busy I am?

I cannot berieve that I have

a Chechnyan standing here terring me

when he's gonna take a derivery.

Herro?

Perhaps we can be ready sooner.

Yes, perhaps you can.

Now, take your weapons

of mass destruction

and get the f*** out of here.

I had to come back.

- I know you did, son.

- I still say this is a f***ing mistake.

Stop it, Chris. I sense that you're

making him feel intimidated.

Gary, I'm afraid there's no time.

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. Tells us

the attack is imminent.

We need you to act like

a Middle Eastern terrorist right away.

There's just one problem.

I don't look Middle Eastern.

Leave that to us.

Sarah's a professional at skin grafting

and laser "valmoriphication. "

Just try to be still.

Amazing.

The valmoriphication

completely worked.

Sit up and take a look, Gary.

It's uncanny.

You're going to fool everyone, Gary.

Or should I say...

...Hakmed.

All right, team, we've only got

one shot at this, so listen up.

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.

Has intercepted communications

that terrorists from different countries

are gathering at a tavern here,

- in Cairo.

- Cairo. That's in Egypt.

Exactly right, Joe.

Now, team, your mission will be

to get Gary into that tavern.

And once he's on the inside,

cover his back.

Gary, you must use

your acting to find out

any information you can

from the terrorists.

Gary, if for some reason

your cover is blown

and the terrorists take you prisoner,

well, you'll probably want

to take your own life.

Here, you'd better have this.

All right, team, that's it.

We've got a job to do.

Let's go police the world.

America

America

America

F***, yeah

Coming again to save

The motherfucking day, yeah

America

F***, yeah

Freedom is the only way, yeah

Terrorists, your game is through

'Cause now you have to answer to

America

F***, yeah

So lick my butt

And suck on my balls

America

F***, yeah

What if the old man is wrong

about him, huh?

What if he's not the great actor

Spottswoode says he is?

Why don't you trust actors, Chris?

I got my reasons.

You all right, Gary?

I was just thinking.

On-stage, if I mess up a line,

it could mean a bad review.

If I mess up here,

we're all dead.

I believe you can do this, Gary.

Why? What reason do you

have to believe?

Sometimes believing is all we have.

Fear not, Muslim friends.

We're here to find terrorists.

I'm clearing your minds of all anxiety.

All right, good job, Sarah.

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