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is keeping up

with the two Hungarians.

It's still impossible to tell

what the final result will be.

We know, who the winner will be,

but there is an incredible chase

for the second, third

and fourth place!

Colonel Ivan Duharin,

is now in first place,

followed by Klmn Balatony

in the colours of Honvd.

Come on Klmn, come on Honvd!

Then Hristo Mehmedov,

followed by Bla Miszlnyi.

After him...

Come on Hungarians,

come on Hungarians!

Come on Balatony!

Come on Miszlnyi!

Come on Hungarians,

come on Hungarians!

Will Balatony be able to keep

his very shaky second place?

Of course he will,

he's putting on an amazing finish.

And so is Miszlnyi.

Miszlnyi is third,

Balatony is 0.2 behind Duharin...

Only 0.1! Is he...?

No, he isn't.

You like her, don't you?

Leave her alone!

- You kept looking at her.

- I'm second all the same.

Because I pushed you.

Ah, Chick!

This competition

is more important than that.

This woman is going to be my wife.

Are you crazy?

You don't even know her.

What the f*** are you looking at

all the time?

You know where you are, Chick? No?

Then look out there to see

where you're standing.

At a turning point.

And you still f*** it up?

Is it worth anything to you

if you're second? Norway!

- Are you crazy?

- I'm second. - But how?

By a thread. Shut your face.

Just stare into your plate and eat!

It's not soup anymore.

You eat some false tooth or ring

or something and that's it.

- Do I make myself clear?

- Yes.

I should think so.

Now, the lipid.

It's dry, dangerous

and full of sh*t like

gauze and wadding.

Only a little lubricant,

enough for three regurgitations.

Do I make myself clear?

Bla.

Bla, you keep up with Klmn.

And keep an eye on the Russian!

It's good for you, too.

The Soviet's first and we're second.

Go, Honvd! Go Hungarians!

The Vasilyev move worked and

the Garmeyer cross-swallow.

I don't know what his problem is.

The Garmeyer cross-swallow?

With bean soup?

You didn't even notice, did you?

And why not? Because the pacemaker

was watching the woman too!

I'm telling you,

you can be only third,

and only the champion

can take the women's champion.

All right. The champion

gets the women's champion!

Welcome to the Spartakiad.

We welcome

Comrade Gizella Aczl who competes

for the canning factory and

won the Junior World Championship

in Cuba in "sausage and beans".

And another international champion

in sport eating:

Comrade Bat Bulgana from Mongolia

who took gold in Beijing

in "hard-boiled eggs".

To your plates,

get set,

go!

And the fight has started

in the second course.

The two Hungarians are right

behind the Spartacus star.

The stakes are high

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