Taxi 2 Page #4

half gas station attendants?

Come on. The chat's the same:

cars, sport, chicks!

You'll fit in fine.

- I'd be ashamed.

Listen. lf Bertineau is Lilly's father,

he could end up your father-in-law.

What will he think if you say no?

One drink, no more.

Martini?

- My sister's name!

One for the road won't hurt you!

Domo arigato.

- The gateau is good.

Locally made.

Next to the station.

Excuse me.

I'll get you another.

Don't get him too stewed

to sign the contract.

No worries,

l know what I'm doing.

Just softening him up.

He's nearly done!

Is your plan ready?

Sir, it's hearsed

and rehearsed to death!

It's fine-turned to the second.

You're not all as l imagined.

No offence,

but a bright 2nd-year medical student...

l thought you'd be more...

Pimply?

-Right. And a slower driver!

Yes, he's the ''fastest'' doctor l know.

Well, I'm very grateful.

Gratefully indebted to you!

Ask me anything,

but Lilly's hand!

'Course not!

l can't think of anything else.

Valid 1 year, parts and labour!

Excuse me.

- Go ahead.

Emilien, start of Operation Ninja.

Petra, watch him.

- Watch me?

Friends with cops?

- No, only with one.

Good! It's rare.

Most youths are anti-cops...

anti-army, anti-everything!

They want to kill the father figure.

Sir, my patients are waiting.

Wait! 5 more minutes.

You'll find this very interesting.

Selling the Japs Peugeot?

- Nothing's impossible!

This is the Cobra.

Specially designed

to protect visiting dignitaries.

Titanium bodywork.

The multiple side panels

can resist any bullet!

Missile detectors,

front and back!

Coating:
Phantom!

Solid tires!

It's linked to the Atlas satellite...

and if necessary,

can be piloted from HQ.

Now, the engine.

Ninja!

Nice noise for a V12.

V12 engine, twin turbos.

Voice-activated!

Top speed:
210 mph!

Range:
550 miles.

Paris-Marseille.

Ladies and gentleman,

this car is like France:

indestructible!

That's just 'cause we set it

to ultra-sensitive.

It's usually on normal!

See the balloons?

Useful against thieves!

Get him out!

Tell him not to worry.

He needs the bathroom.

Bertrand, go with him.

- Yes, sir.

It'll be good as new

in no time.

Will he?

Now who'll drive it?

Sir, l have a young civilian driver.

He's very good. I'll vouch for him.

Banco!

Before your tour of the town, I'll show

you our latest computing innovation.

Gimme that!

Wear this.

- It'll cramp my style.

Even a cretin with mitts on

could drive this baby!

Take him away!

- No, it's OK.

Told you!

- Never mind. No one'll see.

Go on! Ninja!

How do you stop it?

- You just have to say ''Nip''.

Ninja!

The mission's simple. We prepared

a demonstration. With fake attacks!

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