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- Okay, slowly show me your badge

- Uh, okay

- Give me the badge

- No

- Give me the badge

- No

Throw it over here

Oh

I can't

She's got it

- Freeze!

- Wai-Wait

I said freeze scum... Washburn Washburn

He's such a loser.

Is he in there?

Washburn

Washburn You took a cab

to a bank robbery?

- You-You thought that was okay?

- Well, y-yeah

Yeah I was the closest

to the scene

If you hadn't of taken my wheels,

I would've nailed 'em

I didn't take your wheels

You drove your wheels through a bodega

and you killed

Detective Manuel's parrot

Det Manuel knew what he was risking

when he took the parrot on the stakeout

- I can't believe you

- So ridiculous

Of all pets, I mean It's the one that talks

- What is that smell?

- L-I know I let you down

- Mm-hmm

- So, see what's happening?

- Mm-mmm

- You're getting emotional

and taking it way too personally

- Personally?

- Yeah

I'm your lieutenant

Of course I'm pissed off

Come on, Marta

That's not what I'm talking about

You know what I'm talking about here

I'm talking about... us

- Us

- What?

- Us I'm talking about us

- You think

- Shh

- that I and you...

I got it Got that

I'm with you

What? Mm-hmm

Okay Thank you

I'll be right there

The FBI's here

I'm gonna do something

to you later

Mm-hmm

Washburn

So, did you pay by the mile, or is there a flat rate

for chasing bank robbers?

Quiet.

Quiet.

Quiet

Please give your attention to Agent Mullins

FBI Armed Robbery Unit

Thank you It's tape of this morning's robbery

Watch close

It goes by pretty fast

Four cameras

Four perfect shots

In and out in 35 seconds.

Lieutenant, you have the witnesses'statements.

Miss Williams,

I'm Lieutenant Robbins

This is Agent Mullins with the FBI

We want to ask you a few questions

- Am I under arrest?

- Well, no

Then I ain't answering no questions

until somebody tells me

who is paying for the damage on my cab

and when do I get it back?

Miss Williams, I'm afraid your vehicle's

physical evidence now

- We have to run ballistics tests...

- Ballistics tests? On what?

We already know

who shot my cab

It was that stupid idiot right there

with that dumb look on his face

That's not fair

Agent Mullins wasn't even on the scene

- I was talkin' about you

- Me?

You shot my back window out

You could've shot me

- You don't talk to me like that

- I'll talk however I want

- Get him out.

- Take his stinkin' ass out of here

- All right, all right I'm sorry

- Are you kidding me?

- I'm sorry

- That is the FBI in there You need to calm down

Somebody better talk to him.

Sorry 'bout that, dude, um, sir

The adrenaline's still pumping

You know what I'm saying?

Had a crazy morning

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