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We hope this thing's not gonna|develop into a real funnel...
From the heart of|the Lone Star state,
it's time for Dallas'|most popular talk show,
Night Talk|with Barry Champlaign.
# Bad to the bone #
And now your host for Night|Talk, Barry Champlaign.
down on Euclid Avenue|right here in Dallas.
One night|in one American city.
Multiply that by hundreds of|cities and what have you got?
This country is|in deep trouble, people.
and pick up the phone,|hold it up to your face...
and dial 555-TALK.
Talk radio- it's the last|neighborhood in town.
People don't talk|to each other anymore.
Let's go to|the first caller.
Do you know what it means?|You're getting off the track.
Josh, go back to college. When|you graduate, give me a call.
the concerned|bleeding-heart liberal...
looking for people with|problems he can call his own.
Francine in Oakline.|I'm a transvestite.
I'm trying to save money|for an operation...
Let me put you on hold. You slip|some testosterone into Barry's coffee?
Get outta here!
Sometimes I come home from work and|we have dinner together, you know?
No, I don't know. You have|dinner at the table with your cat?
With a tablecloth and|candles? No, Barry.
Just her own plate on the floor. Good.
But we eat the same things. Like if I|have a pork chop, she has a pork chop.
If I have a veal,|she has a veal.
Glenn, take my advice.
Stop hangin' around with|the pussy. Go find some.
I'm listening, Michael.|What's up?
Yeah, Jericho's Pizza. I love|that pizza. Don't you like it?
What I wanted to say to you|tonight, Mr. Champlaign, was...
Just use one-syllables, Billy,|if it's difficult. Oh, Michael.
Hey, smart guy.|Just use one-syllable...
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