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There's a tornado watch|for a portion of West Texas.

Brian Chadwick is with the county|sheriff's office in Sweetwater.

We're trying to get the word out to|the community to brace themselves.

We hope this thing's not gonna|develop into a real funnel...

but after Saragosa, we're|not taking any chances.

The National Weather Service says|the storm is moving northeast...

and with the exception of some rain, it|shouldn't affect the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

That's news, sports and weather. I'm|Frank Castle for KGAB talk radio news.

From the heart of|the Lone Star state,

it's time for Dallas'|most popular talk show,

Night Talk|with Barry Champlaign.

# Bad to the bone #

The KGAB phone lines are open|and ready for your call...

at 555-TALK.

And now your host for Night|Talk, Barry Champlaign.

- The worst news|of the night is that...

three of four people say they'd rather|watch TV than have sex with their spouse.

The second worst news is that some|kids needed money for crack last night,

so they stuck a knife in the throat|of an 80-year-old grandmother...

down on Euclid Avenue|right here in Dallas.

One night|in one American city.

Multiply that by hundreds of|cities and what have you got?

A country where culture means|pornography and slasher films,;

where ethics means payoffs,|graft, insider trading,;

where integrity means Iying,|whoring and intoxication.

This country is|in deep trouble, people.

This country is rotten to the core and|somebody better do something about it.

Take your hand out of that bowl of|Fritos, throw away your National Enquirer,

and pick up the phone,|hold it up to your face...

and dial 555-TALK.

Open your mouth and tell me what we're|gonna do about the mess this country's in.

Talk radio- it's the last|neighborhood in town.

People don't talk|to each other anymore.

Let's go to|the first caller.

A lot of problems with the|country today have a lot do...

- with the continued exploitation|of the third world countries.

Wait. Third world countries? Where'd|you learn that phrase, in college?

Do you know what it means?|You're getting off the track.

We're not getting off the track,|we're getting on.

Josh, go back to college. When|you graduate, give me a call.

A prime example of that|uniquely American institution;

the concerned|bleeding-heart liberal...

looking for people with|problems he can call his own.

Francine in Oakline.|I'm a transvestite.

I'm trying to save money|for an operation...

What interest do you think your adventures|in surgery hold for my listeners?

It's something I have to talk|about. I don't. Night Talk.

Let me put you on hold. You slip|some testosterone into Barry's coffee?

The guy's possessed tonight.|He's a little tense.

Get outta here!

Sometimes I come home from work and|we have dinner together, you know?

No, I don't know. You have|dinner at the table with your cat?

With a tablecloth and|candles? No, Barry.

Just her own plate on the floor. Good.

But we eat the same things. Like if I|have a pork chop, she has a pork chop.

If I have a veal,|she has a veal.

Glenn, take my advice.

Stop hangin' around with|the pussy. Go find some.

I'm listening, Michael.|What's up?

Yeah, I heard your little|advertisement there for the pizza place.

Yeah, Jericho's Pizza. I love|that pizza. Don't you like it?

You sound like you'd love|it. I enjoy Jericho's Pizza.

What I wanted to say to you|tonight, Mr. Champlaign, was...

I have an interest in this place,|or at least, some friends of mine...

Just use one-syllables, Billy,|if it's difficult. Oh, Michael.

Hey, smart guy.|Just use one-syllable...

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