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- Get in, Bob.

- Fine! F*** it, I'm going.

(WATER BUBBLING)

(COUGHING)

All right,

it's all ready for you, Dad.

Hey! Thank you. Thank you.

I'll be honest with you.

Ever since my wife died,

you've really been the rock

holding me down.

So, thank you.

Well, I appreciate that...

(MUMBLES)

But your wife is not dead.

She's dead to me.

What?

- (BOTH LAUGHING)

- Yeah.

- That's right.

- That's right.

Listen to me.

"To live in the past is

to die in the present."

Now, who said that?

- You did.

- Bill Belichick said that!

God love him. Yes, sir.

All right, I'm gonna get us

more weed.

God bless you, son.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Damn, that was fast!

- Hey!

- Hey, Anna.

- Hey, Chilli. How are you?

- Good, nice to see you.

What are you doing here?

I was... Um...

Was walking by

and thought I'd pop in

and say hi to you and Roger.

Yeah, we're doing great.

Where's Hoagie?

Oh, um...

He's um... You know...

- Oh, sh*t!

- Hogan's in the library.

Dad, what month is it?

May.

Mmm-mmm.

You're not getting by me.

(GRUNTS AND SCREAMS)

Anna, are you okay?

He's loose! He's loose!

F*** it. Hogan, honey,

he's coming.

He's heading down

the east stairwell.

(CHILLI SCREAMS)

- Hey. Hogan!

- Hey, Chilli!

I haven't seen you in a while, man.

How's everything?

Pretty good.

Yeah, what about you?

- Everything's good, man. Yeah, work.

- You sure?

I mean, I'm going through that divorce,

but everything's fine. It's fine.

Hey, also, side note. Stop

bringing your wife into this, man.

That's bullshit. She's way

too intense for the game.

You're just jealous

'cause she's such a badass.

She's my secret weapon. Kind of

worked 'cause you're trapped.

- Am I trapped?

- Yeah.

I am? (SCREAMS)

Damn you, Chilli!

(GRUNTS AND SCREAMS)

HOGAN:
(SCREAMS) No!

Jesus, Chilli! That's trash!

F*** me!

Hey, Martin!

Hi. Sorry.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANING)

Excuse me, Mrs. Martin, coming through.

Coming through.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh, my God!

I'm so sorry. So sorry.

Wow. Okay.

- Get him, Andy!

- (ANDY SCREAMS)

(PANTING)

Chilli, Chilli, Chilli...

HOGAN:
Chilli! No, no, no!

No! No!

(CHILLI GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

(COUGHS)

Oh, f***!

- You okay, buddy?

- (CHILLI COUGHS)

Oh, just great. Great.

You ain't getting me today, man.

I'm not losing.

- There's only one problem, Chilli.

- Oh, yeah? What's that?

I'm not it.

- The f*** you mean you're not it?

- I am, motherf***er!

(GRUNT AND MOANS)

- It! Come on, get up.

- Goddamn!

- You all right?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- You took a pretty big hit there. My God.

- Yeah, I thought I got away.

- Set him up. Knock him down.

- Oh, my God!

- Good idea.

- All right, fair and square. I'm it, right?

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