Synecdoche, New York Page #3

- Yeah.

- You like?

- Love.

I'm such an idiot

for not knowing about this book.

- It's famous, as it turns out.

- Yeah.

You're not an idiot.

Then you say:

"In fact, Hazel, you're very bright,

and I love your eyes."

- In fact, Hazel, you're very bright.

- Oh, am I?

- And I love your eyes.

- Do you? Oh, you're a darling.

Then what do I say?

- I can't say what then you say.

- Why?

Because it's dirty.

Could you step out for a second?

Go ahead. I've seen boy parts.

- Can I take a piss in your sink?

- Yeah, sure. I guess.

We're sold out.

Great.

Gorgeous.

Thanks.

- How was rehearsal?

- Awful.

We have 560 lighting cues.

- I don't why I make it so complicated.

- Because that's what you do.

Yeah.

We got through it though.

That's really pretty.

Caden, I'm sorry, I...

I can't come tonight. I'm sorry.

I have two canvasses I have

to get ready to ship for tomorrow.

- I know it sucks...

- It's opening night.

I know. I wish I could come.

I would if I could.

- I've gotta get ready.

- Tomorrow...

I have to get ready.

I don't know what I'm gonna wear.

I have to figure out

what I'm gonna wear.

Hey.

- Oh, boy, oh boy.

- Willy?

It's all right, I came back.

I hated myself tonight.

- Plus, I'm so... Excuse me.

- Hey, Tom.

I'm so bloated and enormous.

No, you look good. You were great.

I was very pleased.

- You okay?

- Sorry. A little bit of a headache.

Willy Loman.

I just wanted to say thank you

for everything.

You've been absolutely brilliant.

It's gonna be miserable

going ahead without you.

- I'll be around. I'll check in.

- I'm such a baby.

Okay. I'm gonna go get drunk,

that's what.

Okay. Claire. Sweetheart.

- Good. Good job.

- Oh, don't worry, I'll get better.

- Good work.

- Don't worry, it'll get better.

Hey. I figured I'd better get in fast.

- Hey, you wanna sit?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Where's el wife-o?

- Had to work.

Her show in Berlin is in two weeks.

We're gonna go there

for like a month.

- Why do I like you so much?

- I couldn't begin to guess.

Me neither.

Do you get high, my friend?

You know, sometimes.

Do you want to now?

With me, in my car?

I get kind of...

...something when I'm stoned.

What does "something" mean?

You know...

...bothered.

- What does "bothered" mean?

- You know.

Bothered. Horny.

And me with a station wagon and all.

Could be dangerous.

- Yeah, could be.

- You're absolutely zero fun.

When are the reviews

gonna get here?

Don't know.

His best friends finger two babies...

One this big, one this big.

- And two kittens.

- Hey.

- Hi, Caden. How'd it go?

- Hi.

- Hi.

It's late.

Maria came over

to keep me company because...

And we just lost track.

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