sxtape

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You're in a safe place now.

Just want to ask you

a couple questions.

Okay.

So we just...

Just trying to piece

together what happened.

Mm-hm.

You and your boyfriend

went in to film something.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Okay. What...

what were you filming?

He was, uh...

It was kind of stupid.

He was making a movie about me,

just about me painting, and we

were going to do an art show.

- That's great.

- Yeah.

That's great. He's really talented.

Is he okay?

He is not okay.

Is he hurt? What happened?

Is he at the hospital?

Can I see him?

Where is he?

He's dead.

What?

What?

- I'm s...

- Where is he?

What do you mean, he's dead?

He's dead. He's dead and

two others are missing.

Oh, my God.

We found the camera.

Look how pretty this looks.

It's my lace.

Psh, psh, psh.

What?

Whoo!

Nothing.

This is my favorite.

That's really good.

So who is she anyway?

Who is this?

Well, it's supposed to be Tiffany,

but I haven't really

done her face yet.

It's not very good.

It is good.

Just a minute.

How's that look?

It looks sexy.

Thank you.

Can you open this one?

Oh, yeah!

Yes.

Does that mean I'll have to move

out if I can't open the pickle jar?

You can't open the pickle jar?

My last boyfriend could

open the pickle jar.

Your last boyfriend was an a**hole.

Do you think I'd

make a good teacher?

An art teacher?

No, like a gym teacher.

Why would you want to teach?

Because I need a real job... eventually.

Some people work, Adam.

Well... honey, that's why I'm

going to make you into a star.

I'm going to make

us rich. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I was counting

on you to get rich.

Oh...

We've gotta work out a new plan.

How talented?

I mean, you've just gotta have

more confidence in what you do.

All the windows are open.

Come to my fort.

Wow, that's really nice.

That's really pretty.

Right now? Yeah.

W-what are you doing?

You naughty, naughty girl.

Turn it off.

I don't care.

We can do it on camera.

I don't care.

I could, but I don't

really trust you.

You're gonna have to put that down.

You want me to put it down? Really?

Makes me nervous.

Never made a sex tape before.

We're not going to.

Wait. Hear me out.

This might sound a little

crazy, but listen.

This might be one way to

get your art noticed.

You know, it would

get you out there,

make you famous.

Oh, yeah, that's what I need

is a tape on the Internet.

Yeah.

Gotta be a famous person.

Then you put your tape on the Internet.

Maybe one comes between the other...

Or before the other or in the

middle of the other. I don't know.

What do you think?

Come on? It'll be fun.

I think I want you to

turn off the camera.

Really?

Yes. And f*** me.

Oh, that camera again.

Baby, what are you doing?

Get away from the window.

Honey.

Get away from the window, honey.

Are you trying to show the

whole f***ing street?

Let them stare.

Baby, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Look. There's people

down there, honey.

Is he... he's f***ing looking up...

Keep shooting them.

I'm giving you this.

And you're filming that little

Mexican man with the ice-cream cart.

You motherf***er.

That's kind of cool.

Get over here and put

your dick in me.

God, I love you.

I love you.

You love me today, huh?

Oh, yeah.

You're going shopping with me.

Adam, what do you think?

- I like them.

- They look good?

They look cool.

Come here.

What the hell is going on here?

Uh...

Go, go, go.

I stole this butterfly.

You stole it?

Come on. We're gonna

get in trouble.

The woman.

Hi. Hi.

I think they're breaking

up or something.

Look. She's getting pissed.

Stop shooting. Stop shooting.

I'll pretend I'm telling a story.

And then I said...

Mm...

You think she's going to cry?

She's... she's the one doing it?

These are really good.

- He's looking at me.

- Hi.

Oh, Jesus. Stop filming.

Turn it off.

Feel better? Here we go.

Okay. Enjoy, as long as it's off.

Yes, ma'am, it's off.

It's on the table.

Sorry about that.

There we go. The hat's over it.

Okay. She's so f***ing easy.

He's still doing it.

I'm not filming...

- Think that would be best.

- Hey.

- If you want to come again, come again.

- Thank you.

That f***ing a**hole.

Get in.

Come on.

Adam, get in.

Just going to wedge in here.

Somebody's coming. Shh.

Quick, lay on top of me.

Lay on top of me. Quick.

Jesus Christ.

Dude, do you have any change?

Come on. We're not giving

him any f***ing money.

Just gave him a f***ing

peep show, Adam.

Look at this.

I mean, it's like, what,

a hundred degrees out?

- Yeah, at least.

- More than that?

You wouldn't think we're in

the middle of L.A., right?

This is where all the

stars go to die.

So we're just going to

keep going straight.

Got a nice... nice little

surprise for you, honey.

Going to take the next right.

Where are we going?

How'd you find this place?

Where are you taking me.

Are we there yet?

Do you believe in God?

God.

Okay, wait. Wait.

If I'm not much mistaken,

it's up here on the right.

- Here?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, so... wait, wait, wait, wait.

Slow down, slow down, slow down.

You see this place?

They gotta go around.

Give me one second.

All these people.

We're backing up the traffic.

Sorry.

All right. Wait, wait,

wait. Slow down.

So I googled this place,

and this was a hospital

for women who... who

had been naughty

and got themselves

pregnant out of wedlock.

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